I must inform you that Rebecca Black’s “Friday” just went platinum, according to the RIAA. www.riaa.com/gold-platinu...

WELL YES THERE IS YOU BOZO

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

Cornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"

Lot of revisionist history happening re: covid and the early days. My wife and I found out we were pregnant with our rainbow baby the 2nd week of March 2020. Obv that was the week everything in the US went haywire. It was a high risk pregnancy where she was going to take immunocompromising meds.

current Strait of Hormuz situation

Yall got any more of them trade deadline deals?? #baseball #tradedeadline

Luis Arraez, forever Giant. Thank you for your service #SFGiants

gonna start talking like this to my boss

Just stating unequivocally for the record that I am a lifelong San Francisco Giants fan and god do I hate the Dodgers. I have watched them acquire MVP and Cy Young talent year after year after year for basically peanuts and it is INFURIATING. Bring on the lockout #sfgiants

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generational work right here

Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 7d ago

WGN posted a meme of Kyle Shanahan as Mitch McConnell when reporting on his car accident.

You will never guess where this goes

the great beasts

Me, wanting to play during my very limited free time #Xbox. The Xbox servers:

Nope Denied

ALT: Nope Denied

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America is an integration engine. Even our mullahs be recording sunglasses selfie videos in they truck

“In the commentary box, I’m Alex Jacques joined by David coulthard and Jolyon Palmer” 🗣️🗣️🗣️ #f1 #austriangp

This was on a 2014 Beach Front Bargainhunt episode on HGTV. And they were himming and hawing about things they liked and disliked about it. They could see the ocean from their bedroom lmao The world has moved so god damn fast

me completely unprompted at thanksgiving this year

#Gas is back up to $3.89 here in Durham NC Feb 2026 price: $2.79 Summer peak: $4.29 Last week: $3.49 Now: $3.89 Snip snap snip snap

Maybe HE needs an ID to get pasta at Olive Garden??

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago

Scalise: "For God's sake -- you can't get pasta at Olive Garden without a picture ID! Why not be able to show a picture ID to vote?"

If I could give advice to any newer F1 fan who has free time and access to the previous #F1 races (Apple TV): Grab a beer and watch the 2019 German Qualifying and Race. Just relax and enjoy. Then watch the 2019 Brazil Quali and Race. Then go watch 2020 Turkey Quali + GP. And 2023 Dutch GP.

Death, taxes, “I am surprised by the steward’s decisions” #belgiangp

Paul Smoothie is a really good one

kim@kimmymonte.bsky.social · 3w ago

your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals

I can't breathe the air, I can't eat lettuce, I can't afford gas, and my kids have measles. But at least now our soldiers will have enough testosterone.

Checking San Diego Studio's job openings every day because there is just NO WAY they haven't posted the Live Content Lead job yet for #mlbtheshow. What an absolute disaster this year has been for MLB the Show 26.

for people not into sega IP the dlc characters for sonic racing crossworlds looks like this

Live a good life so people don’t send the crab rave video around regarding your death

I feel uniquely qualified for this as a Clemson alum

LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition)@lanccorob.bsky.social · 3w ago

Me liking every mean post about Lindsey Graham

Funniest possible breaking news banner on this amazing headline from a few months ago

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious