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Petition to give C̶a̶r̶l̶y̶ ̶R̶a̶e̶ ̶J̶e̶p̶s̶e̶n̶ the House Sergeant-at-arms a sword I like them and think they should have one
mtsw@mtsw.bsky.social · 46m agothere's nothing in the constitution that says congress can't appropriate an F-22 for the House Sergeant-At-Arms's office
if you’re in line to snitch on your fellow ICE agents in a desperate attempt to avoid accountability, stay in line
Just had an airport lounge chocolate chip cookie after 2.5 months of keto and I’m just gonna pick the plane up and throw it to my destination then run there and catch it
sorry to kill the vibes but you need to be writing and calling your democratic senator and telling them that chuck shumer is unacceptable as senate majority leader.
There are a ton of people like dort who are about to try to pull this meme off and it is critically important that everyone ignore their cries and pound them into the dirt like a fence post in a looney tune whether emotionally, legally, or even physically in some cases
Secretary of Defense Rock@sodrock.bsky.social · 22h agoOh, he’s scared lol
every Democrat who unexpectedly won their race last night has previously posted, like, a photo of a toilet with the caption "this is where I'm putting all Republicans, especially the swing voters"
would be so cool if one of our players who was good was like this some day
Josh Thomas@joshthomas.bsky.social · yesterdaybased Lucas Giolito! 😮
election day went better than anyone could have reasonably hoped for, so i think it's time to up our expectations across the board: we should make private school illegal
ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN@maseinurface.bsky.social · 2d agoelection day went better than anyone could have reasonably hoped for, so i think it's time to up our expectations across the board: we should not just destroy kalshi and polymarket but also sentence anyone with an account on either platform to a 2 year term of service in the peace corps
let the fascists know that "fix your hearts or die" doesn't specify who or what kills you
An usher at a Denver performance of Beetlejuice: The Musical:
Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin@ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 2d agoLauren Boebert is about to lose her seat. 🤣
Really, really important for Democrats to understand that if we allow "enforcing the rule of law" to be redefined as "getting even" we are cooked.
MS NOW@ms.now · yesterday"The American people don't want us to get even; they want us to get things done on their behalf." House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who is now poised to become the next House Speaker, says that Democrats will focus on affordability concerns and not retribution after their midterm wins.
Houston Texans starting tight end Dalton Schultz on his Instagram story: "Get fucked @governorabbott"
one reason we should have more newspapers is i want more headlines like "Keystone State's Great Galoot Gets The Boot"
🦉@smallmutuals.bsky.social · yesterdayJohn Fetterman doesn't matter anymore
Real talk: Democrats need to pick new leadership. Like, have the fight. The party needs hostage takers and headhunters, not stallers and dealmakers.
election day went better than anyone could have reasonably hoped for, so i think it's time to up our expectations across the board: we should not just destroy kalshi and polymarket but also sentence anyone with an account on either platform to a 2 year term of service in the peace corps
If Mississippi holds, Dems will have won a majority of ex-Confederate states tonight (6 out of 11).
someone killed themselves by jumping off the qualcomm parking garage amid mass layoffs but we're still letting billionaires choke us to death financially
This skeet will self destruct@pardoguerra.bsky.social · 2d agoFucking Californians
Now that we’ve got Texas it’s time to roll up our sleeves and turn California blue
This skeet will self destruct@pardoguerra.bsky.social · 2d agoFucking Californians
They keep mentioning that Trump has claimed several democrats have called him tonight and they want to make deals with him and it's my opinion that some enterprising reporter oughta find out if that's true because many people would love to know who specifically that was
nobody voted for unity buddy, it’s time for consequences
sorry for demanding labor from the former president but that is not what the fucking message is please go back and check again
Barack Obama@barackobama.bsky.social · 2d agoTonight, the American people sent a clear message — they want a politics that brings people together rather than divides them, and leaders who offer concrete solutions to the challenges they face.
the biggest loser this side of hakeem jeffries get these useless fuckheads on the backbench
Jen Bendery@jbendery.bsky.social · 2d agoSenate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) now talking about Dems taking back the Senate tonight. "Against all odds, Democrats have won the Senate," he says. "We have five words for the American people: relief is on the way."
If you hear one Democrat talking about reaching across the aisle to find common ground with Donald Trump you must bully them until no one remembers their own real name.
