LOMBARDO: So I know the pastor spoke about Officer Abdelnabi-- TRUMP RALLY CROWD: *Boooooo* LOMBARDO: No. We're not booing him. He's the officer that passed away here recently
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Miamian, through good and bad. Skeets on sports, politics, education, and random. Jeopardy! appearer.
Most people can’t be bothered to spell-check their AI generated subtitles. These guys are taking the time to misspell them JUST RIGHT. So fucking funny.
TIP LINE ALL-STAR: John from Michigan shares advice for surviving the collapse of the police state
"We love our troops don't we folks support the troops our brave men and women in uniform stand for them stand for the troops their sacrifice inspires us" it was all bullshit this entire time. A joke to all of them
TRUMP IMMIGRATION CRACKDOWN DETAINS 50+ FAMILY MEMBERS OF U.S. TROOPS: AP
the things you have to do to get to the end of the recipe article are getting more and more elaborate
Weird text from a random today
I think the only reason people dislike that Paul McCartney Simply Havin a Wonderful Christmastime song is that it’s really catchy because Paul McCartney is a gifted songwriter
Post your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.
This was in 2017. I’ve wrestled with my weight forever. I just cracked 230 for the first time in at least 15 years. It’s been hard as hell, I’ve been on it like a dog since January (down 50 pounds since the new year), but I think I’ve got a sustainable plan.
So, a five-year delayed #tweetyourweight. I'm under 250 pounds for the first time in five years. Beginning of June, I weighed 270.
What more advertisement do you need? I would definitely give this establishment my business.
A bar sign in Japan
living in DC right now is experiencing the daily humiliation of “what if Robert Moses had the most garish taste possible and randomly got obsessed with musical theatre”
"The airport could get a new 32,000-space parking garage. Trump said will be the largest in the world. Current largest complex is in Canada, with parking for about 20,000 vehicles." 🤬 Trump Announces $22 Billion Renovation for ‘Impossible’ Dulles Airport www.notus.org/trump-white-...
BREAKING: In addition to the Mike Lombardi HR matter, the University of North Carolina football team is also being investigated by the College Sports Commission — the entity which handles compliance and enforcement of NCAA and NIL rules.
UPDATE:
Nice shot at Trump at about 1:53. Keith Duggan is currently the Washington Correspondent of the Irish Times. In “the land of the combover.”
“The famine is over! The curse be damned!! Hit the nuclear button! Mayo have won the All-Ireland!!” An all-time great sports commentary moment from Stephen Grealis and Martin McHugh on Mayo’s Midwest Radio. #gaa
So great that a bunch of news media ppl went to the WHCD for him
Trump posts AI image of CNN’s Kaitlan Collins as Dylan Mulvaney following WHCD trans joke
The quote is really good: "My only relationship with Cathy is when she hands me awards which is great, I love to see her in that light"
A’ja Wilson asked about her relationship with Commissioner Engelbert: I only talk with her when she hands me trophies….
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#USOC2027 Qualifying: Yonkers 1-2 Farolito - 93’ - GOAL That didn’t take long! Open Cup folk hero Dembor Benson strikes at close range to put El Farolito back on top! LIVE STREAM (YT) >>> www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCXd...
The Miami player we're most excited about
Donald Trump at the World Cup final, as called around the world (PART ONE):
Thank you to whoever owns barstool.com for redirecting it to something very good and important.
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Yes, this is real: LeBron James is joining the Sixers. First of several stories coming today on absolutely stunning news: after two bizarre years, the Sixers suddenly have a five-headed monster and real title aspirations. It actually happened. What now?! www.phillyvoice.com/sixers-news-...
Report: LeBron James, the NBA's all-time leading scorer, is signing with the Sixers
In a shocking and historic twist, arguably the greatest player in NBA history is joining the Sixers, catapulting the team back into full-blown championship contention.
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a fun mirror of the Biden-era phenomenon where we had the fastest growing economy in the world (but it was instead reported as a painful recession)
As Trump returns to tariffs, it's worth checking out what we've gotten from the trade war so far.