If you could have a 10,000-word oral history of any movie, what are you going with? My current choice is THE 13TH WARRIOR (1999).
Matt Morain
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Curiosity, kindness, passion, and whimsy. That’s it that’s the whole point.
Great read, although I thought the planet’s most popular pastime was the game between the oceans and the beaches. (The score is tide.)
How global solidarity defeated an attempt to extract even more wealth from the planet's most popular pastime. www.rogue.site/news/world-c...
I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.
The “hear me out” of literature this year
Wild that SPREAD ME is almost out in paperback already. Wild that I got it published in the first place!! I still can't quite believe it. And y'all have been sprinting with it ever since. If you loved it / hated it / can't believe it's real, please preorder the paperback & tell your friends.
You’re training for a competition. You’re offered the chance to talk one on one with a winner from last year’s contest. Which do you choose to talk to, and why? —the gold medal winner —the silver medal winner —the bronze medal winner
You’re training for a competition. You’re offered the chance to talk one on one with a winner from last year’s contest. Which do you choose to talk to, and why? —the gold medal winner —the silver medal winner —the bronze medal winner
A new working theory of cinema: How much we like The Rock onscreen is directly proportional to how much hair he has above the neck.
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Ok, so I kind of want to talk out the implications of if The Minions were present at the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ
Date: What do you do? Me: I'm a kleptozoologist Date: Isn't it cryptozoologist? Me, stuffing my pockets with lobsters from the tank: that's a common misconception
George R.R. Martin Hands Agent Unsolicited, 4,000-Page Manuscript Titled ‘Tuba Man, Scuba Man’ https://theonion.com/george-r-r-martin-hands-agent-unsolicited-4000-page-manuscript-titled-tuba-man-scuba-man/
This is kind of an incredible website: Why your stuff stopped lasting, who profited, and what's still built right.
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We made fun of the guys who brewed their own beer too much and they all turned into online gambling addicts.
(guy pointing at the first toaster) is this a bread witch
Could AI be conscious?
Defeated Man Too Tired To Fight New $14.99 Fee On Phone Bill https://theonion.com/defeated-man-too-tired-to-fight-new-14-99-fee-on-phone-1847501796/
every man i've ever known wants to go to the beach and dig a big hole there. you'll go and there will be little clusters of men who don't even know each other either digging a big hole or supervising the dig. whatever their differences, men all yearn to dig a big hole at the beach
This man—yes, man not kid or boy—is a dozen kinds of awful, and on top of all of that this is freshman editorial-ass writing to a T. The r-word + modicum + iota.
Man,
Replaying ASSASSIN’S CREED: VALHALLA and just wanted to check in on the writing staff to see if they’re doing better now.
It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.
need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video
Hello friends, I need some help. My family is moving to Madrid, Spain for a year in August. We want to find someone to care for our dogs while we are gone. All expenses paid plus you get $2500 per dog. Willow is 9yo black lab mix who wears diapers. Buffy is 6yo Havanese mix who loves laps. More: