Matt Morain

@mattmorain.bsky.social

Curiosity, kindness, passion, and whimsy. That’s it that’s the whole point.

You’re training for a competition. You’re offered the chance to talk one on one with a winner from last year’s contest. Which do you choose to talk to, and why? —the gold medal winner —the silver medal winner —the bronze medal winner

You’re training for a competition. You’re offered the chance to talk one on one with a winner from last year’s contest. Which do you choose to talk to, and why? —the gold medal winner —the silver medal winner —the bronze medal winner

Date: What do you do? Me: I'm a kleptozoologist Date: Isn't it cryptozoologist? Me, stuffing my pockets with lobsters from the tank: that's a common misconception

every man i've ever known wants to go to the beach and dig a big hole there. you'll go and there will be little clusters of men who don't even know each other either digging a big hole or supervising the dig. whatever their differences, men all yearn to dig a big hole at the beach

It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.

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Hello friends, I need some help. My family is moving to Madrid, Spain for a year in August. We want to find someone to care for our dogs while we are gone. All expenses paid plus you get $2500 per dog. Willow is 9yo black lab mix who wears diapers. Buffy is 6yo Havanese mix who loves laps. More:

WILLOW & BUFFY
WILL YOU WATCH OUR DOGS FOR 1
YEAR?
Our family is moving from Philly to Madrid, Spain for one year in August. We don't want to subject our dogs to multiple moves.
• You watch one or both) dogs from August 2026
until August 2027.
• We pay ALL their expenses and you get paid $2,500 per dog.
Willow (9 year old black lab mix) is mildly incontinent and wears a dog diaper.
Buffy (6 year old Havanese mix) wants to sit in your lap to get head scratches.ABOUT THE GIG
OUR
ARRANGEMENT
How we'd help you care for the dogs:
• We bring the dog(s) to you before we move in early August.
• We send Chewy shipments for all food, medications, poop bags, and any other supplies direct to you.
We pay for vet visits and grooming too.
• You get paid $2,500 per dog up front.
• We will support 14 days of "paid leave" - aka boarding - to give you a break too.
• We take back the dogs in August 2027.ABOUT YOU
WHO YOU ARE
Here's who we hope to have watch Willow & Buffy:
• You have stable housing that allows pets.
• You live in the Mid-Atlantic, New England, or Great Lakes. (Philly would be great, but we are flexible with a full day's drive from here.)
• You can fully care for the dogs, including giving medications, going to the vet, 3 walks a day, and lots of love.Interested? Let's talk ASAP.
Email Michael and Nicole at arowhitney@gmail.com.