Maybe It's Keith
@maybeitskeith.bsky.social
66 Fairlane stuff plus random cars and fun. Indy-adjacent.
In Lakeview for the Cubs Yankees game tomorrow night. Weather is iffy so we're eating our way thru the area/city Start of a thread >
Fuck these guys. I thought I was safe! I'm in Lakeview... in Chicago! (alt)
Welp, the engine in my free (to me) 2011 Ford Edge, aka the Blueberry, has blown a head gasket and milkshaked the oil in the 140k+ mile engine. A short story ...
Welp, the engine in my free (to me) 2011 Ford Edge, aka the Blueberry, has blown a head gasket and milkshaked the oil in the 140k+ mile engine. A short story ...
My Roomba’s battery is low so I’m hand feeding it garbage until it gets its strength back
this is just to say I have eaten The lettuce That was in The icebox And which You were probably Saving For dinner Forgive me It was *gurgle* Oh no Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh
I regret to inform you that we have run out of stock of our "Don't tickle me, I have diarrhea" t-shirts
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
Just heard the fighter jet at home for the Brickyard race fly over
Diaper Genie Diaper Genie for puppies Diaper Genie for dogs Diaper Genie for dogs near me
New conspiracy theory: Cheesecake Factory operates as ghost kitchen
They've had their fill of human blood for the moment
Wife: get a couple puppies, have a few laughs.... Me: <hides in the hvac system when she's out of town>
It's 5 pm so it's time to move to my big screen (where I look at this little screen) and away from my middle sized screen that pays me (where I look at this little screen)
