Matt Layher

@mdlayher.com

Software Engineer at PlanetScale. Go, Rust, Linux, networking, and open source software. On and ever upward. he/him.

I keep coming across all these "pseudocode" examples on Wikipedia and in academic papers, and what I don't understand is why the authors can't just learn a real programming language

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The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

Someone on Twitter writes: "Unfortunately die work wear or whatever is a psyop to turn men into women . Cuz why the hell else would he be telling them to dress that gay"

Kobol, nice! I really wanted a Helios64 for off-site backup but didn't end up going for it before they shut down. Really neat little devices though.

Guacamole passed away this week. Her life wasn't a long one, but she showed us so much more love, empathy, and pure innocence than I ever knew possible. Jennifer, Meatloaf, and I are so grateful for everything she taught us and for all the fun times together. It's been a real honor being her dad.

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When I see someone unironically complaining about DEI woke mind virus stuff, I like to imagine how Strong Bad would respond to them as if it were an email, and it makes me feel better.

Welcome to Bluesky, everyone! We opened access yesterday, and we just crossed 4M people total on the network. 🎉 • 800k+ new users have signed up • Averaged 8.5 new accounts/second • 2M posts were created in the last 24 hours We're so excited to have you here!

Enable Go telemetry on your dev machines - it collects a handful of counters and crashes anonymously, and it's hugely helpful to upstream to prioritize correctly! telemetry.go.dev/privacy This telemetry is for the *toolchain*, it does not affect the binaries you build at all.

Good take on forced return to office for highly in demand professionals like software and security engineers. soatok.blog/2023/10/02/r... Calling the bluff ("sure, I'll wait for you to fire me then") is, from experience, very effective. Yet you should still probably plan to leave on your schedule.

Return to Office Is Bullshit And Everyone Knows It - Dhole Moments

I quit my job towards the end of last month. When I started this blog, I told myself, “Don’t talk about work.” Since my employment is in the rear view mirror, I’m going to b…

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