If your rights are violated, document everything.

On this day 65 years ago, Milwaukee gay bar patrons resisted anti-LGBTQ+ violence in what became known as the Black Nite Brawl, a precursor to Stonewall.

Not a friend, not a bsky crush, but a secret shitposter thing.

I think a funny SNL skit would be “mid Rachel” where there is a kid’s content creator but she’s like BAD at it. Like she sings a song about how to pronounce methamphetamine or whatetever. I got plenty more ideas in case anyone knows Lorne Michaels.

The last of the rice pudding I made the other day. So good.

I want to start writing again, but I don’t even have a computer anymore.

My company just installed new keystroke tracking software to monitor our productivity levels and protect corporate data, which is great because now someone else is finally reading my screenplay.

I’m not emotionally unavailable. I just have several layers of encryption.

the sixth stage of grief: still posting on bsky

How does it always work out that I run out of all laundry, products, paper, products, and beauty products at the same fucking time? Don’t these things know that I am poor and unemployed? I feel victimized.

your posts have brought great dishonor to this family

Taco Bell was the cousin of Alexander Bell the inventor of the telephone, he moved to America and invented Mexican food in 1872

Diner classic for dinner today kid requests patty melts. Made em just the way my family did in our restaurant 🤍

Same

My transformation is an old person is complete because today I ate some 50% less salt tortilla chips and I thought “wow, these really are so much better” and I made rice pudding.

Hey, look, they named a pizza after you

Dude I JUST got out of the giant hole I was in with my overdrawn account and another bill auto deducted and now I’m fucking negative again and fees are going to start piling up. Calgon, take me away. I can’t

When someone is an idiot, my mom says in our native language that person has been “slapped with a wet sock”.

I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to afford a house, but if I do, I want the bathrooms to have great acoustics for when I put on the concert in the shower and/or cry sling to sad music in said shower.

"Maria" is working in Coachella CA doing maintenance on the lemon trees. She wears thick gloves and sleeves to protect herself against the lemon thorns. She shares, "I will work any job to feed my children." Today Coachella temps are predicted to reach a high of 118°. #WeFeedYou

I look like a behemoth on my doorbell camera and snatched on the Target checkout camera. So obviously, one of these bitches is a liar.

There are stuffed shells under this cheese and not to toot my own horn, but they are GOOD.

It’s been all downhill since the industrial revolution.

I look like a behemoth on my doorbell camera and snatched on the Target checkout camera. So obviously, one of these bitches is a liar.

An odd-looking semi-aquatic mammal known for its insincere, meaningless and cliche comments is a duck-billed platitude.

My kid keeps asking me for money I DON’T HAVE. Someone save me. About to cut my ears off

sure life sucks and groceries are hella expensive but at least oil companies are recording record profits

I’m obsessed with Zendaya and Tom Holland. They just remind of actual old school movie stars. They’re not trying to sell us some shitty makeup on the side, they keep to themselves to the degree that there is some mystique. They’re so talented. Zendaya is an actual goddess. More of this, please.

Get your kid a skateboard instead of an E bike.

sorry i've been a bit mia around here my password needed to be entered to activate faceid and it was more than i could handle