You can own the libs or you can own your farm. Make a choice.

She ran a CrossFit gym, which is basically a swinger's club that produces orthopedic injuries

This would be like you didn't like the last 80 years of CLE requirement updates, wrote yourself an independent bar card in crayon and sold them to others, and were shocked when you were disbarred by your jurisdiction

i’m so sorry but as a jew i fear this is the catholic version of the classic @averyedison.com post

Claire Willett@clairewillett.bsky.social · 3mo ago

SOME MIGHT SAY

I don’t know anything about Talarico, but Republicans losing Texas is the only way to send Mitch McConnell’s spirit back to Turtarus, so I hope he does well.

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My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and— I said look. Look with your eyes! Oh now you’ve gone and touched it. The paint is peeling. My beautiful paint! I’ll have to call my pool guy back. Vandal! Antifa! I said look And despair Nothing but the algae remains.

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

The Bluesky motto

I already dealt with this.

Joel S.@joelhs.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Every few months some prominent Republican pretends it's some long buried secret that Republicans won the vast majority of Black voters in the late nineteenth century, and acts like they've discovered something brand new that it is going to reshape contemporary politics.

I used to be good at Computer. Now Computer thinks it is good at me. But it actually isn’t??????

Normally when an investment bank wants to invest in I dunno, say oil, they'll go get an oil guy At SoftBank though I think they just rip through a baggie of nootropics and watch ted talks at 2.5x

do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck

One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵

Trump does not think strategically, historically, geographically, or even rationally. He does not connect actions he takes on one day to events that occur weeks later. Allied leaders know that if they help him in the Gulf, he won't be grateful, or even remember www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Everyone but Trump Understands What He’s Done

Allied leaders know that any positive gesture they make will count for nothing.

theatlantic.com

the tankers yearn for the mines

You can still shoot a person on 5th avenue as long as it is not a corporate person

The Supreme Court:

"this doctrine we made up, we can't agree on what it is, but we all agree it's very important and gives us the ability to do whatever want"

Five of the past 10 years have had storms with an "M" name reach category 5, make landfall as a major hurricane, and cause 50+ deaths and $10B+ in damages: Matthew, Maria, Michael, Milton, Melissa (TBD but seems certain). Watch out for Marco next year.

George Soros : wait there were how many protestors? Aide : over 7 million sir George Soros : i am never gonna financially recover from this

A lot of centrist commentators who genuinely got worked up about the unforgivably insulting nature of "cling to guns and religion" or "basket of deplorables" are weirdly silent about Trump portraying himself as literally shitting on American cities

anyway

Trump team ends $18m program designed to ID domestic terrorists before they attack

Administration is axing an $18 million program designed to identify and prevent attacks committed by individual perpetrators, an increasingly growing trend in domestic terrorism

independent.co.uk

Twitter right now

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Sherman's March through the Sea

bob barker 🍸@insortediaboli.bsky.social · last yr.

It’s why I stick to the civil war because the history dad contingent there is either confederate curious or just “Sherman should’ve gone further”