I haven't got any of those eclipse-viewing glasses, I do not have a Ritz cracker to use, or a colander. I have got a calendar though, but apparently if you use one of them to view an eclipse, it can leave you in a days....
Merlin Warthog
@merlinwarthog.bsky.social
Custodian of The Magic Horse. Owns a few records. Elephant location specialist. Addicted to music and curry. He's hardly ever on the phone (could be a lie).
How was this tracklisting compiled? Were they on meths? I never thought I'd see Huey Lewis and the News referred to as punk...
Ricardo Autobahn@ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 2d agoIs this punk? www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMuE...
Very wrong, but is it more wrong than @danbecks.bsky.social's suggestion of dressing me up as Jesus, and then us both trooping to church services at Christmas?
Aidan O’Brien@aidanobrien.bsky.social · last wk.First, you tell me to get a hobby; now it's an “appropriate hobby”.
Why is it an insult to call some place a “one-horse town?” They’re doing okay. They’ve got a horse
I think I need to move to Norfolk. My current locale is far too sensible. Bewilderment is my spiritual home....
Sarah Dempster@dempster2000.bsky.social · 4w agoOne of the things I appreciate most about living in Norfolk is the fact that it induces a near-constant state of bewilderment. 1/4
Very probably the best photo I've ever taken of a 16th Century dovecote with a cow standing in front of it, surrounded by buttercups, looking like she has just dropped a debut album she is thoroughly proud of.
This is amusing Olympian, top-level incompetence - twice. I'm not referring to solicitors for once...
madeline odent@oldenoughtosay.com · 2mo agoour neighbours are getting solar panels so the scaffolders showed up last week, and proceeded to install the scaffolding on the wrong house, so they came back today and dismantled it and are now reinstalling it on a different wrong house
This is superb work. I used to sometimes buy The Mail.... It was to laugh at it, but also to discover what gives you cancer this week, and what is supposed to affecting house prices now… Peter Hitchens was always good value, but probably not in the way he would like to think....
Janine Gibson@janinegibson.ft.com · 3mo agoIt’s a stupidly high bar but I believe this to be Craig Brown’s finest work
The heat is clearly affecting The Most Professional Music Streamer on Twitch, @rallsorts.bsky.social...
TIMELESS IS GO! Use code ODD26 for a 15% discount on tickets NOW. Last year we were ONE ticket away from being the top creator code used on the site. Let's try and smash that this year. Use this link to apply the code automatically: timelessgaming.co.uk/discount/odd26
Never underestimate the restorative powers of music - TSMPMSNYSOT.
Barack Obama@barackobama.bsky.social · 3mo agoMusic has always had the ability to speak to us, and for us, in a way nothing else can. That’s why, if you want to understand the last 250 years of American life, one of the best ways to do it is to listen to the music that defined them.
Superb news, following on from the 'Democracy manifest / succulent Chinese meal' man footage being admitted in to the Australian archive... Quality content needs to be preserved for future generations. #BadgerBadgerBadger #Badger #NoWolves #BFI
Weebl (with bits)@mrweebl.bsky.social · 3mo agoSo Badgers has been added to the BFI archives. Honestly this feels like quiite an honor. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNqb...
The Most Professional Music Streamer on Twitch, @rallsorts.bsky.social, once again showing his professionalism to disprove rumours that he just throws his stream together while keeping hydrated from bottles of water, stored in a bag #Twitch #Music #Streaming #TMPMSOT www.twitch.tv/rallsorts/cl...
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You may have heard of Marvin The Paranoid Android. Here is Peter the Pessimistic Printer....
Ramin Nasibov@nasibov.me · 3mo agoThanks printer, that cheered me up
This week's schedule. As usual, keep an eye out on the Discord for any changes. 📺 = Watch along content 🎮 = Games 👥 = Guest on another stream
This could be seen as a bit paw.... Sorry. I'll go and face the wall for the allotted period of time.
Free Cats Daily😻@freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 4mo agoNearly had a heart attack #Cat #Caturday
I'm at work, cleaning the front of fridges and other white goods. You may have a far more exotic life, and may not be doing this. Instead, you may be able to watch this fine streamer, accompanied by another fine streamer. #Twitch #Streaming #Houseflipper