I'm very cutesy and demure on the internet so I won't be posting any underwear pics but shout out to both the Calvin Klein briefs I am wearing right now and tighty whities in general, a foundational part of my gay awakening

luke@buffyfanboy.bsky.social · 13h ago

happy national underwear day, queers - quote this post with your undies pics pls and thanku x

The premise of One Night Only is incredibly stupid for many reasons and one is that there are lots of gay men who have plenty of gay sex even when it's criminalized 24/7 year round, so I have zero patience for a story about straight people who can "only" have legal premarital sex for 12 hrs a year

Am I correct that Jon Bernthal, Zendaya AND Tom Holland are in both the new Spider-Man and The Odyssey? That's wild

The media's takeaway from an El-Sayed win is the same as it would have been from a Stevens win, and the same as it will be if El-Sayed wins the general, or if he loses it: everyone, no matter who they are, needs to take several steps to the right.

Musical theater is propaganda for being alive

The Zohran Mamdani / Abdul El-Sayed explicit fanfic is BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS

I cried laughing but fueled by the absolute certainty that I have engaged in some variant of this exact behavior multiple times in my life

Los Angeles: sports capital of the world@theamitie.bsky.social · 16h ago

There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this

Actor Who Insists That Every Character He Portrays Also Wears An Apple Watch

Deletin' some skeets

"My boyfriend was supposed to pick me up after that shoot, so I called him and I was like "OJ, where are you?" And he was like "Wait, you're alive? Then who did I kill?""

Sitcom People@sitcompeople.bsky.social · 24h ago

Do people on Bluesky not know that you can just block Will Stancil

Pretty much across the board human statistics operate under a bimodal distribution, which is best explained using height, i.e., the average man is taller than the average woman, and the tallest man is taller than the tallest woman. HOWEVER The tallest woman is WAY taller than the average man

Micah@rincewind.run · yesterday

it's the old serena williams tweet in action, that there is a physical difference between the top tier of male athletes and the top tier of female athletes gets taken by far too many delusional men as "I can beat a woman at anything" no, you cannot beat a decent athlete of either gender at anything

I came loaded for bear

Faeelin@faeelin.bsky.social · 2d ago

Discourse this cowards

getting tired of people on the left still launching substack newsletters after all the reporting on that company in recent years

Once I master vibrato then it's over for you bitches

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

Celes' Theme (FF6) : Aerith's Theme (FF7) :: Somewhere That's Green : Part of Your World

"Inshallah habibi gets his dick out soon" Multiculturalism is good actually

I'm a non-Muslim non-Arab who will sometimes say "Inshallah" because I regularly interact with Muslim people online and find the way they use "Inshallah" very charming and also because I recognize that it's literally just another way of saying "God willing"

#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · 5d ago

Wow, you got us! Arabs say Inshallah!

Being queer means being the target of violence. Every queer person knows this. It's deeply engraved in who we are. We live with it every day of our lives. Not because of terrorism but because it is structurally enshrined in our "free" societies. Violence against queer people is not an exception ...

To state the obvious, every city in the US is under siege and held hostage by its own police departments

Erica C. Barnett@ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 5d ago

To state the obvious, I’m sure this payment is a strategy to avoid spending much more on litigation. Still wild to get paid two years’ salary to go away when you weren’t even police chief for that long.

Couldn't be me, as a 42 year old I support young people and wish every Boomer a very merry Die

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 5d ago

You should change your name to Chicago the way people are always posting about being inside of you

Slow ass day at work so I'm slow walking the current project just so I have stuff to do today

Of course, his full name is Spideragar-Managon

this might actually be how we achieve world peace

I love that California sober is a term people use because I'm from California and enjoy being sober in that specific sense

One of the things I enjoy about the Tom Holland / Zendaya relationship is that so much of why it works is because short king Tom isn't remotely pressed about having a wife who is taller and tall girl Zendaya is not the least bit bothered by having a husband who is shorter