Michael Tidd

@michaelt1979.bsky.social

Junior school headteacher in Sussex

No-one seems to be pointing out that a group of children who "struggle to engage" with academic pathways are too busy dicking around in lessons, with parental approval, and that they would do the same and fail to get vocational qualifications too.

Last day with children in school today! Which is lucky, because it turns out my own children have approximately 18,475,385 questions they need to ask me in quick succession, sometimes at the same time as one another.

The question for Nigel Farage now is whether it's less embarrassing to un-resign and claim that was an establishment stitchup, or to spend a month competing with a bin. Neither is exactly a *great* option. Neither solves his ongoing scandals. And it's a mess entirely of his own making.

The more I think about the 'Experts at Hand' idea, the more I worry about the role of 'swooping in', handing out a bundle of recommendations, and then waltzing off to lead schools to unpick what can and should be delivered. We may end up in even more of a mess.

'Right to Choose' assessments are a classic example of teacher workload: nobody objects in principle to the idea - because its for the benefit of the children - but the practice is another task in teachers' days for which there is no capacity.

I can't help but think this Number 10 in the North idea is going to lead to a lot of people sitting on trains into London, quickly double-checking the agenda for their meeting that day, and then suddenly cursing themselves, the trains, and Andy Burnham as they hastily phone in their apologies.

I've just added this to my SEF: There are no trends for SEND data across the school, as the range and complexities of needs is so varied that the data in yearly or school context is almost meaningless. I feel strongly about this. Drawing conclusions from SEND data is deeply flawed.

Seeing the plans for the compulsory "inclusion" training that's come down the road, I can't help but recall the "New Opportunities Fund" training from many years ago. There's a real risk of it being a balance of useless and patronising.

Here's a pattern that summarises the challenges schools face in navigating government directives: INCLUSION is a strength, but ATTENDANCE is a weakness. And there's no acknowledgement in the report of the conflict 🙄

Ofsted judgement chart showing 5 judgements in the middle "Expected standard" band. One is marked as "Strong standard"; one marked "Needs attention"

For Fathers' Day, Keir Starmer posts a photo of his own father, who died in 2018, and a non-political message. The replies are a torrent of vitriol & cruelty, all with hundreds of Likes. We complain a lot about the quality of leadership, but there's a huge problem with the way we treat politicians

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A shirtless white man, in the street with a knife in his hand, having attacked and wounded five people, allegedly shouting anti-Muslim slogans is the sixth story on the BBC UK news page. There is absolutely no doubt at all this would be the lead story if attacker and intended victims were reversed.

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In accordance with ancient tradition, our next Prime Minister is announced to the nation while standing between a furry and a man with a bin on his head.

A victorious Andy Burnham MP (24,937 votes), as the result of the Makerfield by-election is announced, flanked by defeated candidates Count Binface (a bloke in a vaguely sci-fi costume with a large bin for a helmet; 95 votes) and Robert Pownall (who is in a full body fox costume, holding a sign reading "Protect British Wildlife"; 18 votes). There are some other candidates there just out of shot but that's not important right now.

Photo: Jon Super/AP

sorry to be ‘that guy’ but please be cautious when RTing a missing person post from an unofficial/unverified source. While many are genuine, sometimes the person has run away because they're a victim of domestic abuse. Thanks x