Mike Bennett

@mikehypercube.bsky.social

Itinerant ontologist

My Ukrainian publisher Ranok asked me to pass along the news that on 8/1 a warehouse was bombed by Russia, burning about 8 million books, including the print runs of their translated Murderbot editions, + The Cloud Roads & Witch King. This really hurts the publishing house, and 1/-

Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty British cook or baker: for goodness sake, why can’t you give quantities for dry ingredients by weight?

Natalie Harp is a government employee, paid by tax dollars and accountable to the people. She’s 35, and while it seems her emotional growth may have been stunted at a younger age by trauma, there are millions of us who can say the same, but none of us are propping up a murderous dictator. 2/

Since the President of the United States has declared that the Strait of Hormuz is now a US territory, caravans of Muslims should trek there to create millions of new US citizens. And enjoy the lovely scenery.

No, she's a grifter. She sees a mentally debilitated fool surrounded by yes people and knows if she kisses his ass to a degree never seen before, he'll give her the world. She probably thinks he'll leave her in his will. I wouldn't do it but I can definitely see a right wing loser going for the bag.

Trump is making the Navy waste billions on antiquated steam technology because he does not understand magnets. He thinks that water breaks magnets: From 2024: "All I know about magnets is this: Give me a glass of water and let me drop it on the magnets. That's the end of the magnets."

I hear the kids these days use the Y2K bug as a punchline, like everyone was hysterical over this thing that was ultimately harmless. And like, it wasn’t. A lot of people whose names we don’t know worked themselves to the bone to *make* it harmless.

Yeah, they’re not one bit afraid of him. They, unlike many Americans, spotted a cowardly little man who’s all talk. They’ve called his bluff multiple times. And they’re better at tweeting and trolling than he is!🤭 They’re intelligent, he’s not. The 🤡 isn’t an evil genius. He’s evil, but he’s dumb.