My daughter is watching Cruella, or as I like to call it, 'The Devil Wears Madra'.
Portán le Guinness
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I’ve got an Olympic gold medal in running my mouth. Yank with a cupla focal. Riffs, history, horror, pit bulls. Fascists get the brick. She/sí
Okay, I’ve seen a lot of horror movies, it turns out.
Kelsey: Is it a different Irish horror movie or is it changelings again? Shudder: It’s a good movie, Kelsey. It’s changelings again.
If she doesn't want to read it why would I want to read about it?
it’s just really fun to say “perfidious Albion.” has a good mouth feel
This is just more evidence that Threads is the Gas Leak app
Congratulations to the Haley Stevens campaign on their crackerjack strategy of being super islamaphobic and weirdly antisemitic to Jewish people who disagreed with her policies
Having friends who speak Irish in Ireland and America has helped me learn Irish much faster than AI or google translate or Duolingo.
TVs. I don't know if any single consumer product has improved as rapidly (while going down in cost) as the TV.
Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 17h agoFood, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.
HELPLESS IN THE WATER YOURE A HUMAN BUFFET!!!!
I don’t trust these ads for “write a short story, win a prize :)” “write a song about a road trip, win a prize :)” are you trying to get material out of me to feed the machines???
'You'll choke too' - an aerial embroidery landscape inspired by all the wildfires happening right now... I'm upset every time I smell smoke outside and somehow we have people starting them maliciously too! But we all breathe the same air so they'll choke too (1/2 - see thread for close-ups)
The lady who says, “are you going to close the beaches” goes around solving crimes.
weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo agolet's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?
3 2 3, anything more and you will be asked politely yet firmly to leave.
B_Rye989@brye989.bsky.social · 2d ago3 5 4
I’m just here to be funny, be whiny, promote my ventures, and have a nice time!
