There are two wolves. One always lies. One controls the lever of trolley track. They're in a state of superposition inside a box. On the trolley are infinite monkeys at infinite typewriters going to an infinite hotel. The trolley must first travel halfway, but before that a quarterway, and so on...
My wife, trying to avoid explaining why her mom and her dad's second wife don't like to spend time together to our daughter: It's a long a story. Our daughter: I *love* long stories.
Trent Reznor starts an animal feed supply store for miniature animals: Nine Inch Bails
Dan Hon@danhon.com · 3w agoTrent Reznor finds employment with an increasingly desperate oil and gas industry: Nine Inch Shales
My wife got an IUD after our first child and after seeing how much pain it caused I resolved to get a vasectomy after our second. I got the snip on Tuesday.
Ian Boudreau@ianboudreau.com · 4w agoEvery time I read a story about gynecology it's always something like "doctors discovered women could experience pain in 1989 but decided not to act on this knowledge for 20 years"
the anti-trans bathroom ban is very bad—it's also a sign uk democracy is failing my latest with @liberalcurrents.com www.liberalcurrents.com/the-end-of-t...
The End of Trans Rights In the UK Is the Start Of Democratic Collapse
It's never just one minority.
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slightly increase a band Beastie teens
Glendon Mellow@flyingtrilobite.com · 3mo agoslightly increase a band Nine & One-Eighth Inch Nails
The one video on the Internet that breaks the "never read the comments" rule. You MUST read the comments on Angine de Poitrine - Full performance live on KEXP video while listening
Angine de Poitrine - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
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My wife was in her second trimester when the lockdowns started here. We only found out I could be present for the birth the week of. The pandemic took everything that made our walkable neighbourhood great, and WFH with a newborn in the next room with no activities or distraction sucked for everyone.
Faine Greenwood@faineg.bsky.social · 4mo agomy edgy Covid take is that I while I did socially isolate until vaccines came online for the good of society, I absolutely loathed being unable to see people in person, throw a party, or travel for over a year, and I enjoyed absolutely nothing whatsoever about any of it
His national profile seems to have juiced his royalties by 25%, but frankly his $1267 in royalties from 2024 is way more than I would have expected.
Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles.bsky.social · 4mo ago"still" is very funny here. i assume the first time he made more than a few dollars from rapping was after people rediscovered his videos once he was running for mayor.
Stand back everyone, we’re watching a true master - the man who literally wrote the book The Art of the Deal - work his magic. Let’s see what masterful gambit he’s using now…
Sharon 🪳🌹@sharonk.bsky.social · 4mo agodawg the world economy is FUCKED
That the Easter bunny brings candy to our house that’s literally illegal in the US makes me wonder: is the Easter bunny a franchise operation?
One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵
"Bunch of guys obsessed with Ancient Sparta can't beat the Persians at sea" was probably one of the known-knowns, come to think of it.
Just as long as no one disrupts us-east-1…
Any Doubts@anydoubts.bsky.social · 5mo agoIranian drone strikes directly hit or damaged at least three Amazon Web Services (AWS) data centers in the UAE and Bahrain, causing structural damage, fires, and significant power disruptions to critical cloud infrastructure.
If Kagi Translate powered inline translations on Bluesky, this output could become officially supported. Just saying 😎
Samuel@samuel.fm · 5mo ago
One Battle After Another has all the dressings of "revolution," but at its core it's actually a conservative—even regressive—attempt to get you to fess up that Steely Dan does have at least one jam.
This war between Israel/US and Iran is an interesting test of assassination and 'leadership decapitation'. Many scholars have written about targeted killing practices, including myself, but mainly in the context of counter-terrorism or counterinsurgency. What happened now is different. 1/
A long time ago, I used to know a lot about foreign-imposed regime change (FIRC) and study them. I guess that makes me qualified to write a thread about them, especially in wake of Trump bombing Iran. So here goes nothing. 🧵
Remove the last sentence of the fourth paragraph and the fifth paragraph entirely and this statement is perfectly fine. But those two sentences turn this into a shameful statement that abandons whatever moral authority Davos had imparted.
Mark Carney@mark-carney.bsky.social · 5mo agoMy statement on Iran-related hostilities in the Middle East:
