Monica Millions
@monicamillions.bsky.social
West Philadelphia leatherwoman. One of the bad ones. Clients, block me please (it doesn’t have to be weird).
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
[trying to get a tech bro to let me inject him with estrogen to see if it will fix her] pspspspsp here little techie, i have peptides in this syringe~ you want peptides right??? they're unregulated~ and chinese~
Artwork by Maurice Pépin for the cover of Le Sourire, March 1933.
Now I'm confused, are you upset because there's too much dick or not enough?
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Further exploration of a more sketch and traditional style An old goat
Okay, I was struck with an idea for a porn meme format. Hear me out, because I believe in this one. I call it "timeline preview"
Personally I will just continue to prove that I don't use AI by simply not creating dogshit thoughtless text conveying zero information in the guise of syntactically valid English—do you really think anyone is gonna look at that em dash here and think "oh yeah man, a computer CAN be that bitchy"
It’s gonna be really funny when whatever LLM is scraping Bluesky for photos releases their “what will you look like in 10 years” filter and it just makes you look like a trans woman
i will never stop helping my sisters who are just starting out, or aren't as far along as me (or even ones who are further in many ways but maybe i have some little insight to share in some area like surgery). if we don't take care of each other, no one else will. we're all we have. <3
and like, i *am* someone who mostly willed herself into being via speedrun. but 1) "well i struggled and made it so everyone else can do likewise" isn't an ethos i wanna live by and 2) i still would never have made it without some amazing women (mostly cis bc i simply didn't know any trans women)"
u can acknowledge that you gotta take initiative to be the woman u are, whether that's learning how to dress or do makeup or navigating the surgery/health insurance gauntlet, while also simultaneously knowing that the deck is stacked against us and we'll only survive if we help each other <3
This shade of green has me in a chokehold lately
![According to Eustathius, Tiresias was originally a woman who promised Apollo her favours in exchange for musical lessons, only to reject him afterwards. She was turned by Apollo into a man, then again a woman under unclear circumstances, then a man by the offended Hera, then into a woman by Zeus. She became a man once again after an encounter with the Muses, until finally Aphrodite turned him into a woman again and then into a mouse.[7]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tj7v53uzi7a3ozcxsonmuyyb/bafkreia22sfoegs4oxudzv43oy3bi4xbyvbs7wzka6srofofysgrqwcmmi)
"Instead of selling the smutty books women are jerking off to, what if instead we told them they want to buy themselves Improvi—uh *Unproblematic* Books—" Insulting, infantilising, & of course an unconvincing astroturfed skin mask over another fucking fascist You're Not Permitted That content purge
The thing about trumpeting "ETHICAL 'hot fantasy beefcake kidnapped me'" is that, unlike that Hitler YA imprint, you can't just smugly assert these are Improving Books in the knowledge you're fundamentally aiming to sell them to a captive market of abusive parents as tools of parental abuse.
a place to fuck each other is a game you can read for free on @lackingceremony.bsky.social's website. it has a rule that changed the way i think about games and i have not been able to stop thinking about since i read it seven years ago and literally no one i've ever spoken to has heard of it
