SPACEX PLANS TOYNBEE IDEA: IN KUBRICKS "2001" RESURRECT DEAD HUMANOID ROBOTS ON PLANET JUPITER
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 5h agoSPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
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"Don't worry. He's not a real monkey."
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 5h ago
Why do all these types of people look like a badly Sharpied egg taking an epic shit
"Specialists weren't sure how long he'd be mobile, some even recommending euthanasia, so I committed to giving him the best short life possible," she said. "Eight years later, he's still zooming up and down the stairs daily." www.usatoday.com/story/pets-a...
Jimothy isn't alone. Meet these pets with short spine syndrome
Short spine syndrome awareness has grown amid the virality of Jimothy the raccoon in Seattle. Meet these dogs and a cat with the condition.
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With the electoral euthanization of Andy Harris imminent, Eastern Shore MD socials are all about secession. A sort of swamp-ass Dubai where an immigrants servant class kills chickens, picks crab and serves drinks to retired dentists.
He really should smile more.
Manohla Dargis@manohladargis.bsky.social · yesterday“Republican Representative Max Miller—accused of holding a gun to his wife’s head, scalding her with boiling water, and breaking his two-year-old daughter’s collarbone—has now been accused of sharing pictures of that same daughter’s genitals.” newrepublic.com/post/213934/...
BREAKING: Diarrhea Peaches to open for Diarrhea Lettuce, Diarrhea Planet, Dismemberment Band. www.thehealthy.com/news/peach-r...
Recall on 10 Million Lbs. of Peaches Gets Important FDA Update
Affecting 11 peach varieties, the event touched 39 states, serving as another reminder of how far downstream a single grower issue can ripple.
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Doctors say that you should eat a balanced diet that includes whole grains and fresh fruits and vegetables. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seat seats and doesn’t wipe his ass says you should subsist entirely on sauerkraut and steak. For a busy eaters it can be hard to know who to trust.
Look how cool! A person I'm acquainted with on Instagram does photography with antique equipment and he did a portrait of his cat using a camera made in 1926. www.instagram.com/glass_negati...
a passenger on alaska airlines had their pee-wee herman shirt, quoting 'i don't need the police. i don't need you,' deemed offensive. required covering up.
Alaska Airlines Passenger Told to Cover Pee-wee Herman Shirt Due to 'Offensive' Slogan
An Alaska Airlines passenger on a flight from Portland to San Jose was asked by a flight attendant to turn her Pee-wee Herman t-shirt inside out because its quote, "I Don't Need The Police. I Don't Ne
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I remember when Suspiciously Green Bananas opened for Government Issue, Gov't Mule, and the Dismemberment Plan. Could barely see the stage through the fruitflies.
Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com · 15h agoSpoken like a man who has never had to shop for himself.
"Putting guardrails on Anthropic AI would stifle innovation in creating fake profiles and impersonating people in attempted hacks." - Anthropic AI (probably) www.bbc.com/news/article...
Anthropic AI created fake profiles and impersonated people in attempted hack
The UK's AI Safety Institute said recent behaviour from Anthropic and OpenAI models was malicious and unprecedented.
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Had an incredible interaction with a guy over the weekend who went to see The Odyssey and told me he was pissed that Elliott Page played Achilles, a character Elliott Page did not play that was not in the movie
Some very intelligent people are talking about it, so I've heard. theonion.com/trump-basele...
Trump Baselessly Claims He Is Viral 40-Pound Tabby Cat Named Daddy Cinnamon
WASHINGTON—Promoting the unfounded assertion in an effort to improve his polling, President Donald Trump baselessly claimed during a White House press conference Monday that he was a viral 40-pound ta...
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Alexandria's Great Fire of 1827 Is the Next Historic Happy Hour Topic
The Office of Historic Alexandria's Historic Happy Hour series heads to Josephine, the French brasserie in the former Columbia Firehouse, for the story of the Jan. 18, 1827 blaze that destroyed 53 bui...
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Gotta keep the necrophilia gravy train rolling at all costs. Until the corps smell starts to stink up the place, but you can just double down on the Febreze. www.thedailybeast.com/mitch-mcconn...
McConnell’s Staff Raking in Six-Figure Sum in His Absence
McConnell’s staff has continued to receive nearly half a million dollars during his prolonged absence from the Senate.
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"The historic building dates back to 1808. Updates include restoration of the original tin ceiling and hand-laid tile flooring, plus structural repairs on other original fixtures." northernvirginiamag.com/food-and-dri...
America’s Longest-Running Soda Fountain Reopens in Fredericksburg This Week
Goolrick’s is set to reopen its 157-year-old business on Caroline Street in Fredericksburg after completing a four-year restoration.
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This is a great move. It's not a good sign that Abbott and Patrick are both running against Talarico, not against their actual opponents.
The Dallas Morning News@dallasnews.com · yesterdayA new $340,000 ad campaign by Gina Hinojosa, the Democrat trying to unseat Texas Gov. Greg Abbott, dropped on Tuesday in markets across the state – ramping up her battle against the Republican running for a historic fourth term in Austin. bit.ly/4xhdo5P
The woke left cancelled his pick-a-nik basket. Because woke. www.popville.com/2026/08/blac...
Black Bear spotted in DC Saturday!! - PoPville
photo from the PoPville archives circa 2013 Thanks to Jared for passing on the alert: "Black bear spotted in Upper NW DC on Saturday - sounds like it was in the Glover Archbold Park trail between the ...
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Scorpion: "The Critics are Wrong About My River Crossings"
Marc Elias@marcelias.bsky.social · yesterdayDavid Ellison may think we are stupid, but we know who he is. We know what he has done to CBS. We know what he wants to do to CNN. Support independent media.
A stolen kayak launch can mean only one thing.
Joe Fray@josephfray.bsky.social · yesterdaySomeone stole the Four Mile Run kayak launch!
As foretold in the ancient texts.
Jake Berman@lostsubways.com · 3d agoin general, public transport before world war II was generally privately owned. it was a business, like railroads had been since the start of the industrial age. nobody liked the privately owned monopolies that owned public transit. 2/
this is not true. there was no conspiracy. it didn't matter whether the streetcars were publicly owned (seattle, detroit) or private (los angeles, atlanta). a thread (because i wrote a whole-ass book on this): 1/?
David Ho@davidho.bsky.social · 3d agoIs everyone aware of the General Motors streetcar conspiracy? In the mid-20th century, auto and oil interests bought up electric streetcar systems across the US and systematically replaced them with bus routes and paved roads, funneling commuters toward private cars.