mitre
@moonmasque.bsky.social
Dead Fleets jester Cask of Amontillado fan account
People talk a lot about the causes of declining birth rates, but it's really simple. People used to need enough kids to put on a touring Shakespeare production - maybe six, even eight. But with the rising popularity of Samuel Beckett? Two is sufficient.
'it's a television vcr combination, kapellmeister. it had been BANNED by the emperor'.
parents pls stop letting your children terrorise pigeons. they are veterans
just remembered all but one of these guys are dead and i cant stop cryin 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️ 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 ♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️
mitre@moonmasque.bsky.social · 3mo agomen used to be so hot omg youtu.be/N_J-hmyAS6c?...
mitre fact: i was two and a half when thriller video came out and watched the entire thing with my older siblings without incident. but then screamed my head off and cried when he turned around at the end. got to sleep with my parents that night though, so toddler win.
mitre@moonmasque.bsky.social · last wk.
count dracula is based on the real life count dracula who was based on the character
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remember when we gave ourselves de-post notifications
mitre@moonmasque.bsky.social · 2y agoI always managed to forget in the twenty seconds between my re-post and the notification, and I got excited that someone liked me 👁️ 💧
today me reading all your posts like ✅don’t care ✅don’t care ✅don’t care ✨kitty!!! ✅don’t care ✅don’t care
mitre@moonmasque.bsky.social · 4mo ago✅ don’t care ✅ don’t care ✅ don’t care ✅ don’t care ✅ don’t care ✅ don’t care
