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my name is a multiple sclerosis pun cuz I put the "ick" in "chronic" *fingerguns till immune to fear* (she/her)
point me at the "righteous" role models who married children and I will spit on their graves. if your religion prohibits you from criticizing your icons, then I pray you are simply misinterpreting your God's wishes. #wrestleWithGod #jewishPride
"no amount of discussion will change your opinion of me. it no longer impacts my opinion of myself" -my mum
my dad, when told my friend's dad called her "fat and lazy, just like her mother": what was the goal here? did he think that would motivate her to work out? or is he trying to make her so depressed she becomes fatter and lazier???
me: [opens firefox[ me: [duckduckgo's my way to google cuz it's several AM and I didn't consider manually typing google.ca for some unknowable reason] me: [searches Spider Noir] me, audibly: "worth it" my mum, HoH but sensing a disturbance in the force: [lecture loading noises]
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Chicken of Vermont@vermontchicken.bsky.social · 2mo agoPlease Google "Spider-Noir" and see what happens. I'm both horrified and delighted.
I do my best work trying to please everybody else which is exactly why I have long, unexplained hiatus' wherein I drive to the woods and ugly cry
sweetie π@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2mo agodoing posts that other people actually like is too much pressure
sure theres a fire escape but what about the other elements? ive got ideas about architecture thatre gonna change this world
CAPITALISM IS GREAT IF YOU LIKE CAPITAL LETTERS AND I'M BEING TOLD THAT'S NOT WHAT IT ACTUALLY IS
my mum and I have begun feeding the local crows. when we forget, they do scream at us a bit I love them.
@ THE MEN: we *need* water to survive but we *want* ice cream when the women say they "don't *need* a man" that's to your benefit. do you want to be needed, like we need dental appointments? or would you rather have a partner that actually *likes you*? do you want servitude, or do you want love?
I've HAD bad takes AND WILL HAVE MORE and if you think you're the world's sole perfect person, it's because you're a delusional coward. growing up means being prouder of your growth than you are proud of your supposed track record. humble pie is delicious. it tastes like being alive.
Saw The Birdcage in theaters today for as part of screenings for its 30th anniversary. What a wonderful movie.
Robin Williams Blows Kiss Goodbye
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What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory (a comically large hook yanks me off stage)
The internet has given us unprecedented access to information. Unfortunately, it has also ensured that every delight arrives accompanied by footnotes.
JKR's a moron who can pry my love of Hagrid and all he taught me from my cold dead hands. we can critique art + author w/out condemning ourselves for resonating with something they made. a broken clock is right twice a day. so long as we don't revolve around them, it's okay to like a broken thing.
Mana Toyestrial 🛸@manatoyestrial.bsky.social · 2mo agoI hate living in a time where I can't express my joy of something without first having to do extensive research on it to make sure it's not created by someone/something awful. This crap sucks...
Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his sidearm
i tried collecting my thoughts but its impossible to get the complete set they dont even make the first ones anymore
AREA LOCAL DOES A RACISM, CRASHES OUT WHEN CORRECTED, AND CLAIMS TO BE "THE LEAST RACIST" for more of their flawless self awareness & growth, tune in at six!
I don't fully experience and embody every book I read. sometimes I read a lot, sometimes I think a lot, sometimes I just forgot and decided to reread that chapter again and again
Dana@thatdana.bsky.social · 2mo agoSaw a post where someone was excited about how many books they had read so far this year, and people were dunking all over them because it was a low number by their standards. Just, ew. Don't be like this. Who cares if you've read 150 books or 1. Read what you want when you want. Just read! 📚💙
the juvenile bully often employs one of two strategies: make you feel stupid for academic or social blunders, or make you feel stupid for caring to avoid the former. one ought not let themselves be beaten down by undercooked salmanoids
make good choices and if no good options are provided, at least get a good laugh from the experience win : win
nvmd my usually scheduled nonsense, feeling really patriotic and need to hug it out. gonna go find a goose to cry on and either a) get a hug or b) an amputation. wish me luck!
Mark Carney@mark-carney.bsky.social · 4mo agoThis is a time to come together so we can build a Canada strong for all. My statement on today's by-elections in University—Rosedale, Scarborough Southwest, and Terrebonne.
shout out to the cheaters out there who CLEARLY have too much time on their hands can I have some of it can you give me some of your time? I wanna spend it redoing my laundry cUZ I LEFT IT IN THE WASHER AND NOW I GOTTA DO IT ALL AGAIN and i just don't have the time ;u;
my mum, after moving the garage to the other side of the house probably: i didn't get anything done today
fascists are begging you to be as spineless and fatalistic as they are. exhaustion makes us easy to beat down and terror is even more effective: don't give them either. keep celebrating the wins, keep calling bigotry what it is, but most of all? keep laughing these clowns off the stage.
Gregory Gatefield@gregorygatefield.bsky.social · 5mo agoI love both your countries. Sorry mine is ruled by evil and corruption. Stay strong.
Less manic pixie dream girls, more eldritch abomination nightmare women.
I'm not interested in men, but I imagine, were I attracted to the male gender, I would be immediately turned off if your opening line had to do with... ...kink shaming my wheelchair?? don't ask me to explain it, I myself barely understand what he just said. to my face. with his mouth. out loud.