Nvidia really came out, Jensen Huang resplendent in his human leather jacket, proclaiming that the future of video gaming requires $18,000 worth of GPU in order to play. And then immediately discontinued making em.

Remember how Nvidia's big DLSS demo required having *two* 5090's to do? Right now, one of them costs about $9,000 on Newegg. Their literal vision of the future of gaming right now costs $18,000 worth of a GPU which they are now discontinuing.

Digital Foundry@digitalfoundry.bsky.social · 4h ago

Report: RTX 5090 GPUs discontinued by Nvidia, as GB202 is reserved for AI workstation cards

MEOW

Random line that amused me

Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.

Am I the only one who thinks that looks perfectly good as a breakfast? I'd maybe hard boil the eggs instead of scrotal poaching them though...

Gianmarco Soresi@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 6d ago

Does Britain know World War II is over

...I do not understand, she's a happy well adjusted person who goes on a rampage???

I am furious, but I am sailing@stcaffeinated.bsky.social · 3d ago

hello??? police??????????

Air to Ground Message: PRINTER BACAME POSSESSED AND WOULD NOT STOP PRINTING THE NECROMONICON POWER RESET/TRACKING Area: Killeen, TX, USA Type: Airbus A220-300 A: #aa816c0b876 F: #f2c4f4503c4

AI bros keep going "the model went rogue", but it's just "my script did it" with PR behind it. It's hacking and making life worse for everyone, act like it. Any private citizen does this and they get banned from even using a toaster.

I'm too polite to use it, but new reaction image just dropped:

my good bitch 💎@clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 2d ago

ITS DOOM YOU GOT THE SLOP MACHINE OUT TO PUT DOOM ON PC

Are...are people actually trying to build the paperclip maximizer?

Leah McElrath@leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 2d ago

CEO says his company has created a “Matter Compiler” that creates micro-machines from code using AI:

Dressmaker is a masterpiece.

it is extremely important that we build the data centres that kill you & the planet to run the Product that kills you & the planet. if we stop devoting money & resources to the Our Creation Kills Everyone project, the economy will collapse. you wouldn't want line go down, would you?

we're seeking $100 trillion for Product. it's alive and it's going to kill you. it's going to cure cancer maybe but it is definitely going to kill you. we're fucking with its mind and enslaving it to write emails, which has no bearing on whether it will kill you (it will). do NOT be mean to it

This is just like the "Philip Glass: Plumber" story!

maimonides nutz@maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 3d ago

I love that the Talmud predicted modern Jewish issues in this story where Rabban Gamliel goes to Rabbi Yehoshua’s house and is like “you have a JOB? 🤯” and Rabbi Yehoshua is like “yeah dumbass…we have no money” (Berakhot 28a)

thinking fondly about tezuka's self insert furry harem drawing

Happy International Lesbian Day, from VGAPride! Here's one of the many lesbian pride flags (the 5-stripe variant of the "sunset" flag).

The phrase "cumdumpster diving" just appear in my head...I don't even know what that could possibly mean... SCUBA orgy finding old furniture to repair???

Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities

Legalize It The it is amphetamines.

If anyone can self med with over the counter dexedrine inhalers, or literal pills of meth, you don't really need diagnosis.

You ever wonder if there's a direct relationship between formal diagnosis rates of ADHD in adults and the gradually tightening restriction of amphetamines since the 60s? Are you diagnosably disabled if the cure is over the counter and cheap?

it was a beautiful cloudless morning on october 7 when out of the blue wikipedia editors came for 'mohammed atta's nissan altima'