"Couch potato" is the archetypal metaphor for laziness. Yet if you leave a potato on the couch it will sprout without soil, relying solely on its internal reserve of water. What is this if not grindset? Are we not all, now, relying on our internal reserves to grow, on the computer?
Did you see what the White House said about me in the Washington Post? Now, personally, I wear it as a badge of honor to be attacked by Donald Trump and his criminal administration. That means we’re doing something right.
Class in the US is entirely a matter of aesthetics now. Rich suburban kids are “country”. Beard Dudes who look like they love IPAs are “working class.” Teachers who make $32,000 a year but have to dress up sort of nice in JCPenney clothes are “elites“. None of these words mean anything anymore.
What is it about oyster farming in the American imagination that makes a privately educated small businessman “working class”?
It’s National Cartoonist Day. So here again, for those who might need a reminder, is the best cartoon ever made. By B. Kliban.
Thank you, Donald Trump!!! What would we ever do without your stable genius?
The Nov-Apr 2025-26 was the warmest Nov-Apr on record (since 1895-96). A very large portion of the western U.S. had their single warmest Nov-Apr compared to all other Nov-Apr periods. 🔥🔥🔥
If you do a cognitive test to assess for dementia, and mistake it for an IQ test, it *might* prove you need a cognitive test to assess for dementia.
Writing the is the easy part maintaining is where it gets real that’s a lot of work. Why would you wanna be out on your own when you can be a part of the community wanting latest and greatest, patching and maintaining.
I don’t buy the idea that libraries will go away since everyone can just write their own now. Maybe for small internal company use-cases. But libraries are not just code, they’re time invested in edge cases, they’re hundreds of hours of human eyes. I don’t want to replace that.
He has…sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
FED WATCH: “.. For equity markets, it is a high-impact risk-on moment, as with IEEPA tariffs set at 0% in the US customs system, profitability could jump by as much as 6% for sectors like staples and discretionary.”
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
“‘The Expanse’ was the greatest sci-fi show in television history. Beltalowda, sasa ke!”
Doing some maintenance on an inherited k5 blazer and having very complicated feelings about finding water contamination in the transmission oil, knowing this probably happened when we got bogged down in a mud hole up to the pumpkins while hunting several years back.
Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
this is blowing my mind “bears can squeeze into some pretty tiny spaces b/c they don’t have collarbones. All they need is an opening big enough for their heads to fit [...] we routinely receive reports of large, adult bears accessing crawlspaces through standard 8 by 16 inch foundation vents" WHAT
They less abandoned him, and more that this is how places handle this. When I lived in the N.C. mountains, there was a ton of messaging to bear proof your property for the winter, and it always ended with “And if you don’t, leave the bear alone until spring.”
It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
This should not be shrugged aside. They have stopped with the fake 22 million illegal immigrants things and are flat out saying we want to deport 10's of millions of citizens and legal residents from "third world countries" Basically they are advocating removing 1/3 of the population on a gov site.
Nothing like transitioning a few petabytes of data between storage tiers to make you second guess your own math skills.