Ugh. I've made it something of a rule that if I return home from work only after 6 PM, I'll clear my schedule for the rest of the day of everything but the most unavoidable necessities. And, as I'm seeing once again: For good reason.
Nerkitt
@nerkitt.bsky.social
Rat (r. sapiens norvegicus). A bit weird. Amateur cook. Into books, games, rocketship novels. May contain German, Random Stuff and a bit of NSFW. https://linktr.ee/nerkitt
HeroRAT Caruso is taking his time over avocado and banana. After all, every star deserves the stage to himself. 🍌🥑 #FullCheekFriday #HeroRATs #APOPO #FCF
The Fae: so we’re going to take you away from here and— Me: I accept! The Fae: and you won’t remember anything and you will not return for a century— Me: I ACCEPT HARDER
Fae: “Tell us your true name.” Me: “…Just my name? No birthdate, no SSN, no fingerprint scan, no address, no mother’s maiden name? Are you sure you’ve even got the right Olivia Waite? There’s like six.” Fae: “What the hell kind of bargains have you been making?” Me: “They call it health insurance.”
"Deadline ends today at 59:11:59." - what reading American dates feel like.
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
TIL: “The customer is always right” isn’t the full quote! The expression is “The customer is always right behind you, their teeth long and wicked and gleaming in the candlelight. Run. RUN.”
Date: What do you do? Me: I'm a kleptozoologist Date: Isn't it cryptozoologist? Me, stuffing my pockets with lobsters from the tank: that's a common misconception
Preparations for EF Artshow are in full swing - here's one of the pieces I will bring :D
Big butt's are useful for some things! In this case, Spoon using it as a plug so his cage mates can't access the ✨ good snacks ✨
How powerful is that sword? Scroll to the end to see for yourself!
This concept was introduced to me as "run the dishwasher twice" and was an important part of my executive functioning recovery as well as my path to self-acceptance.
punkitt ‼️🧣@punkitt.bsky.social · 12mo agomucho texto i know but i wanted to write a lil thing about how u can treat yourself nice!!
Hans Paetsch. Germans will know, even if they're not aware.
Nanoraptor@nanoraptor.danamania.com · 2w agoYou suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?
I'm at the park, reading, and a woman with an accent said to me, "Oh, you're a reading worm". I love that construction. It's so poetic when second-language folks speak. I did not correct her because reading worm is better than bookworm.
Damit habe ich mehr für die Gesundheit der Bevölkerung getan als der zukünftige Gesundheitsminister😎 #linnemann #sonnenschutz
Nerkitt@nerkitt.bsky.social · 2w ago"So, heute gehe ich mal zu Fuß in die Stadt zum Einkaufen." *macht sich ausgehfertig* "Oh, halt, fast vergessen…" *schmiert sich mit Sonnencreme ein* @dermatophyt.bsky.social wirkt.
Today, I decided to walk into town to go to the market (and a few shops). The whole shopping trip took me about one and a half hours, but now I'm rightfully proud of myself. =^_^=
"So, heute gehe ich mal zu Fuß in die Stadt zum Einkaufen." *macht sich ausgehfertig* "Oh, halt, fast vergessen…" *schmiert sich mit Sonnencreme ein* @dermatophyt.bsky.social wirkt.
