ICE To Equip Officers With Electric Shock Gloves https://theonion.com/ice-to-equip-officers-with-electric-shock-gloves/

I have finally seen the thing that would make me assemble an ocean's eight-style gang

Soren Spicknall@sorenspicknall.bsky.social · last mo.

Spotted: very large cheese

The beautiful Dumbbell nebula taken this evening with the Dwarf Mini smart telescope 😍

This is, bar none, the stupidest fuckung thing I’ve ever heard. And the idea that there’s nobody in the chain of command - civilian or military - with enough courage to say so is a disgrace.

Navy weighs major warship redesign to match Trump’s preferences

The president wants the new fleet of aircraft carriers to more resemble those from World War II. Such a change could cost billions.

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me: I really miss the good old days them: back when you were young, single and carefree? me: no 2020, social distancing was awesome

Here are the top 5 dogs of July!

live, laugh, lower expectations

When the sun isn't available she has discovered the warmth of a blanket. This isn't staged, she pulled the blanket down herself.

❤️Support Me. 🇺🇦✅DONATE HERE: buymeacoffee.com/24hoursukraine 🇺🇦 Ukraine is winning. 🇷🇺 Russia is losing. 🔥 Russia is burning.

Amazing how many people over the last few years have moved from person I sometimes disagree with, to person I disagree with who is also unpleasant online, to genuinely bad person whose soul has warped beyond recognition. the politics of our times are like a solvent for decency.

I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year

What would a rainbow look like on Tatooine? Watch the latest What If? video in collaboration with @minuteearth.bsky.social! www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO8r...

What would a rainbow be like on Tatooine?

YouTube video by xkcd's What If?

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Really enjoying the news about Crimea. INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS!

Markets opening: There's no war. Markets close: Back to fighting.

There are few certainties in life. Death, taxes, and really needing the biggest piss of your life just as you get comfortable.

Revenge isn’t enough, I want their fitted sheet to keep popping off

Pretty selfish of you to be outside enjoying your day instead of sitting inside reading my posts

Exactly

Ivan the K ™@ivanthek.bsky.social · 3mo ago

An unseen agreement is announced right before futures open.

I'm annoyed with myself that it took me until age 41 to watch Andrei Tarkovsky's Stalker. I'm more annoyed that he's instantly become my favorite director and all y'all knew about him and didn't tell me sooner.

Man Hates How Pride Month Has Been Totally Co-Opted By LGBTQ Community https://theonion.com/man-hates-how-pride-month-has-been-totally-co-opted-by-1847054666/

I found it! The algorithm brought it back to me

Dr. Amy, PsyD@dramypsyd.rmh-therapy.com · 4mo ago

Of course now I can't find it but it's the same energy of that novel published in 2015 set in 2020 and someone was like "The author failed to address COVID" as if they could've known

Hey, @bsky.app, this sort of moderation is absolutely insane. This is my friend, I just wanted to see what he was up to. You have a huge artist community here who helped grow this site. If you keep this up you’re going to drive us all away. Sort it out.