Nicole Nagaki

@nicolenagaki.com

👀 Plot twist to be announced Reading & writing for laughs Rep: Hannah Schofield at LBA SmoochPit ‘24 mentee Ⓥ

Scam "literary agency" Envision Literary Agency is impersonating Penguin Random House with fake publishing offers, via the email below, using the fake email address acquisitions@penguinrandomhouse-prh.com 🧵1/8

This is Mike Guzman, Contract Specialist at Penguin Random House.

Penguin Random House is looking for new book titles to be published this year. We are the second-largest consumer book publisher in the world. Headquartered in New York, we have publishing operations in 17 countries. With two hundred years of history and more than 120 branded imprints around the world. 

At Penguin Random House, authors and their work are the center of everything we do. We are proud to provide authors with unprecedented editorial excellence, marketing reach, long-standing connections with booksellers, and industry-leading insight into reader and consumer behavior. Consistently at the forefront of innovation and technological advancement, Penguin Random House also uses digital technology to create unique reading experiences and expand the reach of our authors. 

I am reaching out to you to let you know that we received a preliminary endorsement of your book, [redacted] from a literary agent named Pamela Morrison, and we are pleased to accept the submission. Before we can proceed with the acquisition process, we kindly request your assistance in processing a Separation of Book Rights Order to ensure that the rights of your work are properly assigned.

As we move forward with the potential publication of your book, it is essential for both parties to have a clear understanding of the ownership and rights associated with the work. The Separation of Book Rights Order will formalize the transfer of rights to our publishing company, outlining the terms and conditions of the agreement in a legally binding document.

This step is necessary to protect the interests of both yourself as the author and our publishing company, ensuring that the rights to your creative work are secured and that all parties involved are in agreement regarding the terms of the acquisition.

Once the Separation of Book Rights Order has been processed, we can proceed with the acquisition process and work towards bringi…

Put a finger down if 1. you're a disaster bisexual who 2. has to pull a con on an unreasonably handsome man you don't like AT ALL so 3. you can steal his stuff and flee the country and 4. you *won't* join your staff's found family because 5. you fear to love again. Quick: 🖐️✊ #UnhingedPit #R #Q

angsty dancing meme: "they don't know I'm not a housekeeper, I'm a con artist stealing as much as I can from our employer so I can get away before the police show up and clap me in irons for a (different) crime"

~150k unique queries were sent to literary agents in the past 12mo. I ran an analysis based on complete datasets for literary agents that exclusively collect queries through QueryManager, and extrapolated for the full agent population. More details in my Substack: #amwriting #amquerying #publishing

There were ~150k unique queries to all literary agents in the past year, based on extensive data

In the major "English" markets. A breakdown of my analysis using QueryTracker.

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A sheltered preacher’s daughter who doesn’t believe in God finds comfort in the arms of a local biker. Their clandestine relationship starts to unravel her family’s secret plans and her poorly arranged marriage, but she doesn’t know her newfound rebellion has a price. #2025pit #wf #r

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A burnt out teacher must fake date her co-worker in exchange for help winning the Teacher of the Year cash-prize so she can finally quit her job;when she falls for him, she realizes if she admits her feelings she'll risk not only losing him, but freedom from the classroom. #querying #smoochpit

Collage photo: gold stars, silhouette of two people touching foreheads, confetti case containing a label that says: BREAK IN CASE OF HAPPY ENDING; sticker that says PROGRESS OVER PERFECTION; a happy octopus plushie sitting on top of a frowney octopus plushie; typography that reads AND SO THE ADVENTURE BEGINS; a patch that reads GIRL GANG on a denim jacket; the word HABIBI embrodered on a sweatshirt; a teacher planner on a desk; a man holding a woman's hand across a restraurant table; a couple relaxing on a couch; dijon lyrics: WHATEVER, I WANT YOU FOREVER, MAYBE; a sticky note that says "you look so pretty today"; taylor swift lyrics that read: WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I'M THE MASTERMIND AND NOW YOU'RE MINE; a couple cuddling on a couch

HAPPY PLACE + EVERY SUMMER AFTER = NONE OF THIS WAS REAL If you love someone, let them go and if they come back for your sister's wedding, then nothing can possibly go wrong. She broke his heart years ago. She wants him back. He doesn’t trust her. But should she even trust him? #questpit #q #r

An Agent’s Guide to 
None of This Was Real
Adult Contemporary RomanceThe Pitch

 If you love someone, let them go and if they come back for your sister's wedding, then nothing can possibly go wrong.

Jasper’s life in NYC is falling apart. She might get fired and she’s not over her last relationship. She arrives at her family’s lake house in the Quebec Laurentians for her sister’s wedding week only to find her favorite ex is also invited. She broke his heart years ago. She wants him back. He doesn’t trust her. But should she even trust him?

Comps:
Every Summer After by Carley Fortune
Happy Place by Emily Henry
Seven Summers by Paige ToonWhat to expect
Canadian Setting
Two timelines
Family Drama
2010s Nostalgia
Flawed characters

When Edwardian heiress Celia accidentally makes a deal with a charming demon, she must break the contract before his presence threatens her advantageous betrothal—and her heart. EMILY WILDE x HALF A SOUL Slow burn, reluctant allies-to-lovers, forbidden romance #QuestPit #Q #A #HR #PR #RF

Eight images depicting a blonde haired man, a painting of a demon, an open book, a hand touching a woman's chin, a man and woman in period clothing sitting beside each other, a classical painting of a woman, a formal old fashion room, and the back of a brown haired woman's head wearing Edwardian attire

“I will always be destined to love you, in every life.” 🕊️Feminist reimagining of Cowherd + Weaver myth ❤️Past lives 🌹Mortal-immortal love ⛓️Social expectations of women 🧧Epic/historical Asian-insp. fantasy 🧵Red threads of fate 👹Diyu/spirit world #YouDeservepIt #Q (after SmoochPit) #A #RF #OwnVoices

An agent's guide to BRIDGES OF MAGPIES by Chezza LeePitch: In a feminist reimagining of a Chinese folktale, rebellious Shizhi runs away with the farmer she’s forbidden to marry, but when a jealous Celestial Empress forces her to relive a past life that spans three realms, Shizhi must confront madness, tragedy, and hell itself to reclaim her freedom and save the man she loves.Snippet:  “He swiftly pulled the needle from my palm and the sharp pain bit me again. But as I winced, a bright light flashed behind my eyes—a roiling pink gap in the stars. A glimpse of feathers tinged with blood. The heat of cracked lips against mine. 

 The pain of my hand was lost in a wave of agony surging deep inside, from a part of myself I hadn’t known existed. Swells of bliss tainted by brokenness. The duality of joy and sorrow. I felt it all, as if I’d always been one with these feelings. I knew I should be afraid, but instead I lingered in the raw grasp of these emotions.”Comps: IMMORTAL, A SONG TO DROWN RIVERS, THE NIGHT ENDS WITH FIRE. Tropes/themes: Female agency vs. internalized misogyny; Star-crossed lovers; Morally grey FMC + MMC; Celestial immortals; Three realms / past lives; Female friendship; Diyu and the eighteen levels of hell

17 is hard, but when you're set to take over presidency from your father, survive a ☠️ attempt, are betrayed by the two you love & learn your role is to maintain peace by keeping 200yo lies & manipulating the public or start the biggest war in centuries, 17 is REALLY hard. #QuestPit #Q #YA #SF #LGBT

Dystopian, manipulation, hidden knowledge, The Alpha Project