Noah Mittman
@nmittman.bsky.social
Realizing I'm spread too thin across socials. I mostly only repost here. Find me actually posting at @noah@finkasaur.us
this is the reason they are outlasting everyone fyi their shit is still a toy and sony and microsoft got suckered into making computers
Keith Stack@keithstack.com · 5d agoIt’s pretty funny how whenever Nintendo has the most successful console, everyone just kinda pretends it doesn’t count as a real video game system.
tbh owning the ModRetro deserves the same treatment that John Waters prescribed for people who don't have any books ("If you go home with someone and they don't have books, don't fuck them")
Bad Game Hall of Fame@bghof.com · last wk.You probably don't need us to tell you that ModRetro is a company very forwardly run by war criminal Palmer Lucky, and that knowingly doing business with them in the year 2026 is a clear sign that parties involved in any deal with them are too cynical / money-minded to give a shit about that fact.
what the fuck why does this @stupidtwink.bsky.social comic keep happening?
Transparency@transparency.bsky.social · 6d agoJez San, founder of Argonaut, donated 2 million pounds to the conservative party in 2025. He was the biggest individual donor in Q1 of that year. Please, be informed before purchasing anything. You can emulate PS1 games on basically any device these days (even your phone) with ease.
Me, to my co-worker in the next cubicle: "dude, you are making so much noise for someone who is not being killed currently by any person? I've got spreadsheets to finish."
This is like at the zine fair when my friend spends the $10 I spent at their table back at my table so I can bolster my infrastructure ambitions (eating)
Al Jazeera English@aljazeera.com · last wk.Nvidia plans $250bn push to bolster OpenAI’s infrastructure ambitions https://aje.news/fjij17
How will Johnny Depp get into character as a terrible man with a litany of evil deeds?
who do we want? the funk soul brother when do we want him? right about now
Musk just has a hard time wrapping his head around a story where a man’s wife and child care if he comes home
Oliver Willis@owillis.bsky.social · 2w agoMusk seethes as ‘The Odyssey’ conquers at the box office www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
there's only one thing that could save the games industry, only one game that would resonate with the people of the USA in this moment, and that is a AAA remake of Don't Shit Your Pants www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...
Don't Shit Your Pants
A survival horror game.
newgrounds.com
the weather in new york right now feels like an apology for last week
let’s check in on mamdani’s hellscape
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 2w ago“.. unless the economic outlook changes dramatically, [NYC] will easily surpass the expected 2026 increase of 34,000 new jobs the mayor had predicted when he presented his executive budget in the spring.” @thecityreporter.nyc www.thecityreporter.nyc/2026/07/22/m...
It rules how much bowling green tries to claim JC and he’s always calling it the most evil place on earth
‘Everything I know about evil I learned in that small town’: John Carpenter on terrifying the world with Halloween, The Thing and The Fog
At 78, the king of horror and sci-fi movies is as much of a rebel as ever. He talks about creativity, compromise (he’s not a fan) and how he became addicted to moviemaking
theguardian.com
That's where Trump comes in. The price of doing business with Trump is, effectively, infinity. If you buck Trump, he doubles down and demands twice as much. If you capitulate to Trump, he interprets it as weakness and comes back for three times as much. 8/
The long persistence of this system doesn't mean that other countries liked it. The reason the American century endured for as long as it did was that the toll that America extracted from the world was always lower than the cost of making a new system. 6/
By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells”
Lmao I can't believe this caused a controversy amongst Libsky. That's what I get for having any sort of opinion.
Lemondrop 👉 anime arbor! 📚@lipstick-lemondrop.bsky.social · 3w agoholy moly @hausofdecline.bsky.social in @inthesetimes.com ???
This is a *fantastic* video that explains exactly WTF is going on with Taylor Farms and how tracing works TLDR: - they are responsible - the false positive was only on one of several samples - it’s difficult to test parasites - there may still be other sources - Taylor Farms is being shady AF
Why is it just now that some people are realizing that people read the classics to understand current day problems
for the jamiroqrime of illegal heat canning, my client pleads virtual insanity
happy birthday to me 👵🎂 AND happy birthday to final fantasy x 💖
