crazy to me that rich people have been so successful in perpetuating the lie that the poor are stealing from everyone. they don't have any money. the rich people are the ones with the money! that's who stole the money
New app: do you want to enable notifications? Me: I don't even want to have this phone
(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
If you strike me down I will become more struck down than anyone has ever been. My ass will essentially have been cooked. Think wisely.
Cry and sob hysterically at every occasion, especially when confronted by government clerks.
I feel like Michael Clayton and Miles Edgeworth would develop a lot of respect for each other if they ever worked in the same legal system. I think he’d find Phoneix Wright to be a clown though.
if you start a sentence with “here’s the thing,” i’m not listening, i’ll never know what the thing is. unless it’s john carpenter’s the thing (1982), which i know and love
i’m placing bets against money. this will pay off big once money is worthless 😌
so the Woke Ginger can pop off but I get ran off of Craigslist for telling the truth as the Sexual Uncle. Ok
they should invent a PB&J that is freshly made for me and i can eat it in bed without getting jelly everywhere 😌
If you're old enough to have watched .hack//Sign you should probably be more worried about .back//Pain
when i was a teen with a macbook, my lil bro would sneak up and quickly use the keyboard shortcut to open my Applications folder, then hit ⌘-A and ⌘-O
if miles edgeworth was in gone girl, it wouldn’t have gone down like that
