For the indignity of having an Epic account, Astral Ascent is SUPER legit, gorgeous and huge platform-fighter-esque roguelike

Cheap Ass Gamer@cheapassgamer.com · last wk.

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Alright, Nintendo. I'm gripping you on the shoulders, because I have a lot of friends this one really matters to. PUT THINGS. IN YOUR OPEN WORLD. IT IS NOT OPTIONAL.

So what I'm gathering is OoT remake was the only thing of consequence in the Direct?

See, the thing is, yes, A/I poisons water, steals the hard creative work of artists worldwide, plagarizes wildly, dangerously hallucinates, and is stealing the jobs of just about everyone in every field around the sun. BUT ALSO! it doesn't even work

Japanese signs often get mocked for their lousy English. Whoever wrote this one, though? A master. An artist, even. I bow

Did everyone forget that Blood of the Dawnwalker used GenAI? Like the developers said directly that they’re using it…

my favorite thing about having upgraded to the switch 2 is no more joycon drift

I look at some 2000s era games and wonder how they were able to just put so much shit in them like I am not the biggest mortal kombat fan but it's like what do you mean they crammed a character creator, a beat em up story mode and a kart racer in their fucking 3D fighter

You don’t pick your blorbos, your blorbos pick you. One day you are just gonna have a chill day looking out the window and out of nowhere your blorbo will run you over with a 50T truck and will ruin your life

whats that i smell snrf snrf snrrrrrrrf could it be V I B E C O D I N G

I don't go outside because I put on shoes and walked two feet from my house to watch the eclipse and have no less than 14 bug bites on my feet

I am very disappointed to say the Mario Kart World whiners may have had a few good points

oh. oh wait they're not talking about mahjong soul/riichi city they're talking about an actual strip mahjong game. it was only a matter of time realely

if you're a normal person please do not play the fucking strip mahjong game. do not let the fun and friendly appeal of something as inoffensive as pornography trick you into playing a game as evil as mahjong

Downgrade a movie: Something, Somewhere, Occasionally

Ash Leavenworth@ashstoashs.com · 3w ago

Downgrade a movie: Face On

lrp the same way it depresses me when a good character is stuck in a hoyo game

"roblox game" has the same sort of connotation as "twitter artist" in my mind. it depresses me when a cool game is stuck on roblox in the same way that it depresses me when a cool artist only posts their art on twitter.

oh hey is this what being famous is like

Seriously though, I saw a post talking about how raging teen/college parties stopped existing, and of COURSE they did when any time you step out of your house you either get put in a government database or get plastered all over TikTok, BOTH OF WHICH can destroy your career!

why did a sex toy shop follow me

Y'know, sometimes I realize I'm a very different gamer than a lot of people, like when I remember people actually care about GTA

I was supposed to go to the gym and maybe do other things today but I woke up to my brain deciding "nah I don't wanna be on this planet adios" and have been mildly to severely dissociating since I woke up

"lanolin the sheep is such a hateful awful garbage character" just say you hate women and go

Trembling with guilt for not responding in time for my other RP group/having been missing for the last couple of months. I love the setting! I don't know what's wrong! I don't know why I have no motivation! And now it's the end of the season and I have plots I don't have time to do

I forgot that Ring Fit does not hesitate to KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS

...and now that just has me thinking about the total lack of independence that comes with being unable to drive. You can't just not GO where you want when you want, but you can't LEAVE when you want either, like a kid. You will ALWAYS be reliant on someone else's schedule

Alright I havev GOTTA start exercising, part of my foot went numb from sitting too much (I can only assume?) The problem is it's always been really boring and difficult for me. I don't get the happy chemicals, I just get tired

Just remembered the imminent Switch 2 price increase...I should probably get in on that because it is NEVER coming down after that