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@nuclearidiot.bsky.social

world's strongest victorian orphan || they/he || banner by thew4nderer || https://nuclearlj.carrd.co/

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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · yesterday

image of sisyphus pushing the boulder up the mountain but I've added the sticker of pikachu rolling the fat spheal over it

PokéJungle — Friend of Malamar@pokejungle.bsky.social · 2d ago

Messaging app LINE has released a set of Spheal stickers! Which one is you favorite?

Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 2d ago

The quoted post spraying blood from the slice

Tom W@tewhit.bsky.social · 2d ago

the good post i'm replying to except it's sliced in half

Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 2d ago

Rich Johnson’s illustration of Gregor Samsa, protagonist of Kafka’s “The Metamorphosis,” raising his little bug legs in his tiny bed. Isekai anime-scented text at the bottom reads “Whaaat?! I was REBORN as a Lv1 COCKROACH—and I’m STILL supposed to GO TO WORK?!”

vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 3d ago

atlas iota @knuckledust3r.bsky.social · 3d ago

i do it again.

[CONTEXT: this warden kept running down mid solo. i, as solomon, say, "And you wonder why your team isn't behind you." the enemy warden, Thouit, says, "my team are headless chickens". I say, "No they aren't. They just don't want to follow one."

atlas iota@knuckledust3r.bsky.social · 7d ago

I love deadlock.

Count Zackula @impactzack.bsky.social · 3d ago

Frost! 🐏☀️ VTuber@frostsheepy.bsky.social · 3w ago

Every time I see a chat message in Deadlock it's like. That's real, that hero canonically said that

tracey/noelle @catworld.bsky.social · 3d ago

this has been found out for a while but the original photographer is eric hacke

tracey/noelle@catworld.bsky.social · 3d ago

their name is internet marketing

uave @wishvolo.bsky.social · 4d ago

Panel 1: A cat like creature with warning triangles for ears worriedly says "Sir! Look out! Your code's got issues!"

Panel 2: John (the person who made the quoted post) confusedly says "... What are the issues?"

Panel 3: The cat blankly stares forward with a :3 cat face expression.

JBRedux@jbredux.dev · 4d ago

I'm writing a mod in C# and it's reporting a warning on line 3 of a file but the warning is blank for some reason so the "problems" overview just looks like this

🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇@grantthethief.bsky.social · 5d ago

Hey bud how’s it goin [z targeting reticle appears over your face and I start circle strafing] don’t worry about that

dollip💙 doll VTuber @dollip.bsky.social · 6d ago

she didnt know what fire emblem was but she did say “is it hard or do you just suck at it” which is the funniest thing anyones ever said to me

dollip💙 doll VTuber@dollip.bsky.social · 6d ago

this is going to sound like a joke but the nurse actually legit told me i was complaining about being stuck in fire emblem thracia 776 when i was coming up from the anesthesia LMAO

Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · last wk.

Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · last wk.

I love whatever the fuck is wrong with him

treacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · last wk.

he kept accidentally unsummoning his pieces

Guardly @guardlyguard.bsky.social · last wk.

Frost! 🐏☀️ VTuber@frostsheepy.bsky.social · 3w ago

Every time I see a chat message in Deadlock it's like. That's real, that hero canonically said that

Gian-Carlo @unlimitedrulebook.com · last wk.

Frost! 🐏☀️ VTuber@frostsheepy.bsky.social · 3w ago

Every time I see a chat message in Deadlock it's like. That's real, that hero canonically said that

boooona booo @grublet.bsky.social · last wk.

two chibi ladies looking at each other going ":3" lit from behind by a low sun with moss growing on them with a caption saying "100 years ago they both talked at the same time and are now waiting politely for the other one to continue"

wink ❤️@winkree.bsky.social · last wk.

my very specific vent art

all hallow’s cereza 🌙@cereza.zone · last wk.

Frost! 🐏☀️ VTuber@frostsheepy.bsky.social · 3w ago

Every time I see a chat message in Deadlock it's like. That's real, that hero canonically said that

Borch @borcheim.newgrounds.com · last wk.

solomon and rem

Hieumay @hieumayart.bsky.social · last wk.

🪨 Geop! 🪨@mrgeop.bsky.social · last wk.

As is usual with Square titles, I question quality of this port

Nova Crystallis@novacrystallis.com · 2w ago

Château Mercian to produce 500 bottles of wine for Final Fantasy Resonance. It's described as a full bodied red with a "refined, well-balanced taste" and a "perfect harmony of dry spices, rich fruits, and firm tannins." Pre-orders are open currently at ¥13,000. 🔗 chateaumercian.jp/view/item/00...

Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · last wk.

clearly you haven't forsaken all earthly desires

gormless tomfool bea 💗💜💙@beesmygod.bsky.social · last wk.

smug buddha on anthropeum today

kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · last wk.

The gif in question

kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · 2w ago

ALL TIMER FIRST CHAT LMFAO

diana @dianasroom.org · 2w ago

I'm still sorting through these but like this thing has folders which contain hundreds of joel valentine's original sound effects for powerpuff girls and this is like fucking christmas for sound effects artists. this is like finding the ark of the covenant

ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · 2w ago

⚠️ A massive leak containing model sheets, puppet rigs, storyboards, and other materials from Cartoon Network shows have been spread on the internet. Fans are speculating that the Skydance merger (as Paramount’s content is very notorious of getting leaked) was the cause.

brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 2w ago

what youve been missing on twitter

a fake twitter thread where someone posts pornography of green lantern, then a nazi posts a comment telling them to kill themselves and then someone posts a panel from an old green lantern saying he canonically says trans rights and hes just saying “i wouldnt even kill a poof if i saw one”

headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 2w ago

sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.

Nuclear @nuclearidiot.bsky.social · 2w ago

There's so little left of you for anyone to recognize. Do you even remember who you are anymore? Or has time finally washed away everything that isn't the Warrior of Light? #ffxiv #gpose

Screenshot taken in Final Fantasy XIV. A blonde-haired Lalafell stands in front of the camera, body and head turned slightly towards it as though they were just caught unawares. Their eyes, glowing brightly and rendering their sclera and pupils almost black, are narrowed and they appear to be frowning lightly. They are holding out one of their hands with the palm up, seemingly the object of their interest prior to the interruption, a black gauntlet with claw-like ends, the fingers curled up as though holding something.

Background description in the second image.

The camera shows only the gauntlet and their white sleeve, as well as the background behind them: A corridor extending further and further into the background of the image can be seen, composed of a series of rooms resembling that of the Waking Sands, each section of the corridor being slightly rotated than the last, giving the impression the corridor the gradually turning on its head. At its end, an orange eye with black pupils can be seen peering through the rooms at the viewer. Some sections are lit up, showing other figures. In order, from closest to farthest:

Minfilia, a blonde Hyur, leans on a column to the left, turned away such that her face cannot be seen. She appears isolated.
Haurchefaunt, a white-haired Elezen in chainmail, is running across a section of the corridor, the columns blocking the view of his face. He appears harried.
Ysalye, a white-haired Elezen in blue robes, is standing in a corner, covering her face with her hands. She appears to be deliberately looking away from the camera.
Ardbert, a brown-haired Hyur, lying on the floor. His face is visible, but nigh impossible to decipher at the distance. His weapon is lying at his side.
Papalymo, a blonde-haired Lalafell, standing some feet away from him, holding a staff and facing away from the camera, seemingly in the middle of casting something with it.
Zenos, a blonde-haired Garlean man, standing several feet away from Papalymo, looking directly at the eye at the end of the corridor, his hand outstretched in its direction.

aj 🧃 lyse’s wife @fellyse.bsky.social · 3w ago

“…I don’t think the gods listen to people like me.” [ #ffxivart #lyse ]

digital artwork of Lyse Hext FFXIV .
she holds a flag staff/pole, and it flows behind her.

E.G. Simmons 🍰@ganglemanva.com · 3w ago

>if only you knew how dethpicable thingth really are

Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 2y ago

now that it's october im legally allowed to post this

USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 3w ago

That's ok. Not everyone likes cheese.