Just read all the blurbs on a book store's new fiction table and everything was either set in New England or the 1800's

Odd eyes see a dicey odyssey

Powerlessly watching a grafted moon cactus die on my neighbor's windowsill like I'm Gale Weathers in Scream 3

It really adds to the experience that you have to watch this show on a streaming service that barely exists. It's the 2026 version of finding a horror movie on an unlabeled VHS tape.

Richard Lawson@rilaws.bsky.social · last wk.

Watched a hit show I’d never even heard of www.premiereparty.com/p/a-new-old-...

I like Jimothy the entity, but "Jimothy" the name is an insurance commercial-coded joke and I simply cannot condone it.

Rockaway; Brasil 633, 1611255 Vallenar, Atacama, Chile https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=-28.5767599%2C-70.75941329999999&query_place_id=ChIJvR9hFQBJl5YRJns8bkBrxqU

every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries

I have succumbed to the disease that makes everyone on bluesky buy this thing

I’ve never read “Pet Semetary” but I hear you can’t put it down.

BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!

Anyway, head over to Deja Skye's Instagram story for a glimpse of me asking my boyfriend "Is that DJ Deja Skye?"

Kennny@occamsfrasier.bsky.social · last mo.

Sometimes you'll see a drag queen out of drag and you'll think "Is that [drag queen]?" and then the moment you complete the thought they pull out their phone and post a selfie to Instagram so you can confirm their identity

Sometimes you'll see a drag queen out of drag and you'll think "Is that [drag queen]?" and then the moment you complete the thought they pull out their phone and post a selfie to Instagram so you can confirm their identity

I cannot stress this enough: there is a bunch of secret gold buried in graves at the cemetery closest to you, it is marked by coded names on headstones, and it’s up to you to crack the code.

Reptar Bars were always just an allegory for falafel. "Turning your tongue green" is a metaphor for tasting good.

best smell in da world

Just heard a street preacher describing his rock bottom that brought him to Jesus and it was "Wanting to smoke a cigarette every day" and "listening to the comedy of Katt Williams"

please don't make me upgrade my computer or buy a new thing

This Week in Videogames@thisweekinvideogames.com · 2mo ago

With constant price hikes and next-gen gaming hardware likely to break the bank during a cost-of-living crisis, @edmondtran.bsky.social proposes developers keep lowering the bar. Meaning? It's time to really embrace low-spec benchmarks so we can keep playing new games on devices we already own.

hes not talking about like literature or anything here hes talking about blasting cigs and drinking beers and getting DOME

anokayguy most Auteur@anokayguy.bsky.social · 2mo ago

You give me someone who hasn't seen a dog before right now and I'm gonna describe a dog to them and I'm going to do such a good job. When I'm done, they're gonna draw a dog that looks more like a dog than any dog I've ever seen.

Accidentally watched two horror movies in a row that utilize an effect where two characters are talking in person but one of the actor's voices is filtered to sound like they are on the phone

Angela Bassett did the gitchi gitchi Lesley Manville

My crankiest old man take is that referring to all art/entertainment/journalism/criticism/comedy/advertising as “content” helped pave the way for broad-ish acceptance of AI slop.

But...these are books?

they should make a jackie chan game like the new bond one where you're just having slapstick fights. there should be a button to yell "sorry!" or "i don't want any trouble!" while you're smashing someone's skull with a mop

Banking app that displays all your money in a big virtual pile that you can play with and take care of like a Tamagotchi

Scott Summers next to sliced summer sausage.