Paul Ockenden
@ockenden.com
Ex PC Pro columnist. Ex-owner of one of the UK's first digital agencies. Now happily retired. I was once famous for missing deadlines, now I don’t miss them at all! Based in Shoreham-by-Sea (between Brighton and Worthing) on the Sussex Coast, UK.
applying "Make ___ Great Again" to Germany really does kinda give the game away
Trump: “Wow! The Populist Party in Germany just had a really big night. They finally got tired of the absolutely horrible Immigration rules and regulations which have hurt Germany so badly. THEY ARE ON THE RISE, and not going to take it anymore! MGGA!!! President DJT”
Highly recommend this show to all followers. I wonder whether @robinince.bsky.social has caught this? I think it would be right up your street.
Nearly time for our autumn tour, no sweaty heatwave gigs this time, hopefully? Tickets from threeacresandacow.co.uk/shows/ Join us and be moo-ved!
Sharing this for no other reason than the fact that it just popped into my head. I was always fascinated by this building when I lived in London, and then Elvis Costello wrote a song about it! youtu.be/_FAzWgY8Ftc?...
elvis costello - hoover factory
YouTube video by kickoverthestatues
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Their ‘dive’ manoeuvres seem to model real footballers perfectly.
If you worry alot about AI, China's Robot Olympics is here to reassure you that things are going to be OK.
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
The gammons are going to completely lose their shit when Meghan Markle is announced as the new James Bond. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Meghan could return to acting once back in UK
Sources close to the Sussexes have not denied reports that Meghan has been offered an acting role in the UK.
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I live in Shoreham-by-Sea where the tragic drowning happened yesterday. Local social media has been dripping in ‘thoughts and prayers’. I’m just waiting for the sudden switch now it’s been revealed that the family were refugees. It’s horrible - really fucking horrible - but I know it will happen.
I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.
jk rowling threatens international human rights organistions and the nhs with slapp lawsuits and we still have to hear from cis ppl about how she just has opinions that we disagree with. it's not normal to be engaging in vexatious lawfare against human rights organisations and the nhs.
How to make the scariest coke out of clay [📹 jackjack_creator] Original post
Home Automation systems are supposed to save time, but any savings will be negated, many times over, by the time you spend setting it up, maintaining, and tinkering with the system.
What’s a thing from your area of expertise (or special interest) that you think it would behoove everyone else to know?
Look, put simply, people should not be comfortable saying that in public and the way to fix society runs directly through making them afraid to say it again.
In the wake of Arday's death, Nathan Cofnas (who led the X mob against him) states his motivation. Beyond whistleblowing, he states that after a 'revolution' removes professors like Arday, it will open opportunities for him to become 'head of the department of eugenics and race science at Harvard'.
I wonder why the media didn't pursue THIS plagiarist so harshly? I can't qwhite put my finger on it 🤔
41 years ago, Carl Sagan gave a clear and elegant explanation of the science behind global warming.
A level results day in the UK. If your results aren’t great, don’t fret. It must be horrible seeing all the news stories about record passes if you didn’t do so well yourself. It really isn’t the end of the world though… 1/3
There is no safe amount of hate you can ingest. There's no 'lite' version you can incorporate into your respectability. It can't be bargained with. It's the scabrous tail that ultimately wags you.
We're gonna do it, aren't we? We're actually gonna do it. We're gonna let greedy rich cunts cook the planet and suck it dry of energy and water just so bots can send emails to other bots. Un-fucking-believable.
Never forget that LLMs don't give answers. They give you what an answer might look like. Very important difference. They do a reasonable job of this so often it will be correct. But it's never truly an answer of your question. Just a statistical guess at how an answer might look.
Can somebody teach the social media team(*) what a satellite is, please. (*) the article itself is fine - it’s just the image used to promote it.
Satellite images show dry weather impact on region #Sussex #BBCNews