✨Olivia Kaufman✨
@olivia.wtf
she/her · mathemagical software wizard @ Google (ex-MSFT) way too excited about optimization, puzzles · i have too many interests ;_; playing on Hard Mode™ · 🏳️⚧️, pan, poly, 🐦 fursuiter, AuDHD, DID 36/f/chicago · 🔞 minors DNI · opinions my own
A constructive P=NP result or even a fast classical integer factorization algorithm would annoy everyone for a year. Proving ZFC is inconsistent would annoy everyone for decades.
𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂@aub.bsky.social · 3d agofun thought exercise: what's the single most disruptive mathematical proof you can imagine dropping tomorrow
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to stay up past my bedtime and look at the internet
Renn Faire fun!!! \o/ Despite the mud and gray skies, it was the perfect temp!!!
Okay, I've been having a kind of mixed day, but learning that FORMULA ONE WORLD CHAMPION LANDO NORRIS won the Hungarian Grand Prix has turned that right around. ^__^
Do I implement support for lighting with different keyboard profiles in openrazer (larger, uglier commit), or do I pretend like the keyboard only has a single profile (smaller commit since it's the assumption that openrazer makes now)?
I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN A TABLET AGES AGO. I HAVE BEEN MISSING OUT.
Happy P(A∩B) = P(A)P(B) day to those who observe weird math facts
girls will be like "whoops. fucked up opsec. gotta rotate my circle of friends"
Lando Norris's car has suffered from tech issues in almost every race. 😭 I wanna see him back on the podium again!
*walking up to a throuple* okay, so who is the James May, who is the Jeremy Clarkson, and who is the Richard Hammond?
Would you rather have a country of genuises in a datacenter, or one datacenter-sized genius
imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar
NBC News@nbcnews.com · last mo.She has a neck the size of an adult human, legs that are just as long and an unforgettable coat. And she’s missing.
Just a little bit of CSS magic 🧙🏻♀️🧙🏻♀️🧙🏻♀️ (it's more magical if you know that most of the CSS properties and HTML tags are restricted) #artfight
It's been 16 years and I still get angry over KeSPA's decision to give Jaedong the win over Flash in game 3 of the NATE MSL finals after a power outage. #starcraft
My first Cubs game ever!!! My bro was nice enough to come see it with me ^___^ (yes, I know it's unconscionable that I've lived in Chicago this long and never been .___.)
tbh the list is long enough it probably needs a song from Yakko to cover it properly
✨Olivia Kaufman✨@olivia.wtf · 2mo agoWhy I'm like this: - the velociraptors in Jurassic Park - being 🏳️⚧️ trans 🏳️⚧️ in the 90s - reading fanfiction at age 10 - ✨ sparkling dissociation ✨ - c99shell.php - avian/aviation obsessions - sonic the hedgehog
Why I'm like this: - the velociraptors in Jurassic Park - being 🏳️⚧️ trans 🏳️⚧️ in the 90s - reading fanfiction at age 10 - ✨ sparkling dissociation ✨ - c99shell.php - avian/aviation obsessions - sonic the hedgehog
Doctor Memory@blank.org · 2mo agoOkay I’m down. Here’s tonight’s engagement-bait: Why Are You Like This? In my case it’s a roughly equal proportion of: - Doctor Who - The Unbearable Lightness of Being (the 1988 movie) - Rocky Horror - Paul’s Boutique
"what will the lesbians do if there aren't penises?" the reddit users wonder
Benjanun Sriduangkaew @ Persephone Effect out now@benjanun.bsky.social · 2mo agoOh you want sapphic books? How about M/M. Or how about the one where a guy joins in.
