[drunk as hell trying to remember joanna newsom's name] natalie harp

blaaaaaggghhhh

I believe they prefer to be called “tech reporters” but I applaud the directness

NOTUS@notus.com · 2w ago

A string of hacks is fueling a new sense of urgency to regulate AI. “I have never seen so much concern,” one former industry consultant said.

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

About to get our lead wrecked by the music round at Franki Jupiter's trivia night at the PHS Pop-up garden

The top show on Apple is about a hapless outsider making the most of it on a curséd and unsettling island, surrounded by a cast of colorful locals while trying to repair his strained relationship with his son. And also there's Widow's Bay.

I've decided to root for team Aegis x Leaders of Enchantment in the Philly Cycling Classic based purely on them having the coolest jersey

I'll say it: greatest comeback in WPBL history

the wpbl anthem is crazy. they're gonna outlaw women for this

was the distraction a dude in a ghillie suit

just became aware of William Howard Taft’s 1908 campaign poster

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries

THE ACKROOMS

Pausa de Humiliacion

Mel Brooks has been around for 40% of the US's existence.

“so what’s your take?” “the city of New York must pay me $1 million cash in the next hour and I will kill one person for every minute they are late” “100% disagree”

RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.

The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv)@theserfstv.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Elon Musk accidentally revealing his mom's account is one of his alt's means that he has both impersonated his own infant child and mother online

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

oh also now that pictures are working again I can share the Penn Whippoorwill I saw yesterday LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SLEEPY SCRUNCHY FAAAAACE 😭😭😭 #birds

Can confirm!!

The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 4mo ago

Jamie Ding is on a historic winning streak, but his superpower has nothing to do with gameplay. It’s his likability. on.wsj.com/4mK9w9F

Meanwhile, AI:

Downtown Josh Brown@downtownjoshbrown.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Dan Schulman is the new CEO of Verizon and he is predicting 20 to 30% unemployment within the next 2 to 5 years due to AI. Not a typo. He thinks 1/3 of people currently employed will lose their jobs by 2030.

Little guy alert #birds

this would be an amazing way for It to happen

Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 5mo ago

Hot Ones is teasing their “biggest” episode yet. Who do you think it is?

I found it, the most deranged way a grocery store has ever displayed pasta sauce

Backhus ass outta here

Iran is going to win the Super Bowl next year