Pale Centaur
@palecentaur.bsky.social
A weirdo who likes to snowboard and observe The Horrors of Being Alive. Occasional photography, maybe some music. Socialist of some sort. He/him New band name: The Screaming Viziers
The fact that these people have the nerve to open their mouths to talk about “protecting women and girls” while doing shit like this… whew!
Mike Johnson tells Politico that he's standing behind Republican Max Miller — despite the "serious" domestic abuse allegations against him.
You can never just move on from this, even after he's gone. Without punishment and ostracism for everyone who has participated in his crime spree over the last 18 months you can forget it- we're all just treading water until the next tyrant
“.. Trump has leveraged his control of the federal government to instead escape the scrutiny that every other modern president, not to mention every other regular taxpayer, has been subject to.” @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/08/03/b...
I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"
One day, I'll go back and revise this properly. It deserves to be shared with the world in the form I originally intended. But honestly, 1) Who has that kind of time? 2) Why would I publish any written documents when The Plagiarism Machine is out there to steal my work?
While I did make a chapbook for one of my classes, and while it is maybe the art project I feel I am most proud of even accounting for an entire novel I have written, I am still perpetually mad at the very term "chapbook." It sucks so bad.
There’s a reason we all fucking love watching sports together. It’s a fucking respite from yelling at each other about the horrors. Why not encourage more of that? We can still keep yelling at each other about the horrors. We can also have more variety in the respites.
Look, I work for a car dealership now, so I'm maybe not in a great position to talk, but GOD the American automotive industry is awful and always has been.
Is everyone aware of the General Motors streetcar conspiracy? In the mid-20th century, auto and oil interests bought up electric streetcar systems across the US and systematically replaced them with bus routes and paved roads, funneling commuters toward private cars.
RELISH IN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR ENEMIES! DOES YOUR BODY NEED STRETCHING?
This is deadass every republican campaign ad here in the south. I'm not even REMOTELY JOKING.
It takes a special kind of brain to uncritically use AI to make an anti-AI image. And by "special kind of brain" I mean "resist lib who cares about online clout more than the actual issues."
You'll never be as viral as the most absolute low effort garbage.
QRP with your most popular bsky piece! Thought it was Samus but Julie got 27k
QRP with your most popular piece on bsky - Apparently it was this one
struck by this clip of Josh Johnson standup: he doesn't really develop the theme, no real punchlines. he just says what people have been complaining about re: The Odyssey and everyone laughs for *3 minutes* because a professional comedian *could not improve upon it* www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKcv...
Some people were so mad about the casting of The Odyssey
YouTube video by Josh Johnson
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finally, the Democratic party has a plan.
Bob Barker in Happy Gilmore. The price is wrong, bitch!
Happy Gilmore Adam Sandler Punches Bob Barker
ALT: Happy Gilmore Adam Sandler Punches Bob Barker
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No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Au5 Tool August Burns Red (slightly out of date since they just released a new album I haven't heard yet) Pendulum
Name an artist/band who's whole discography you've heard.
when my child misbehaves i make him go stare at the old Hardee’s fry statue
Honestly, this was the most predictable outcome, given Facebook's current target audience.
AYFKM “Meta will be able to draw upon Newsmax's significant current reporting as well as archived content to support AI queries across Meta's apps and devices.” ir.newsmax.com/news/news-de...
The tickling community is way crazier than you expect, by the way. youtu.be/owiCvl5J_Fc?...
The Dollop Podcast Ep 03- Competitive Endurance Tickling
YouTube video by The Dollop Podcast (Official)
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@REDACTED you are THE MOST ANNOYING commentator in the tickling community. I'm not a hater or anything, but you're driving me crazy. It's time to write a review for you. Right on your belly or smth. I hope you have sona so I can KICK THEIR ASS P.s. If you have a ref, dm me :3
saw this little guy today hiking down the canyon to the rio grande