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Just Dez
@pandez.bsky.social
Former iFC Con Chair. Hatred has no home here. LGBTQIA+ friendly. If you want to support me it is super appreciated ! https://www.patreon.com/Pandez https://ko-fi.com/pandez Twitch.tv/pandezpanda
In other Michigan news, the state looks set to elect it's first transgender lawmaker. Joanna Whaley won her Democratic primary and will compete in November for a state house seat, beating a primary opponent who tried and failed to disqualify her for not running under her deadname
El-Sayed: "If all Mike Rogers got is that 'his name is Abdul, and my name is Mike,' you're gonna be surprised how many people are like, 'Yeah, but that's the Abdul who wants to bring down the price of my groceries and make sure I got healthcare. So yeah, I like Abdul over your Mike from Florida.'"
Some days you awake before the alarm .. Some days you're 10 alarms deep before you're actually awake .. Today was the latter ><
OMG you can get a gay frog plushie from Info Wars now and it comes with gay stickers store.theonion.com/products/gay...
InfoWars@realinfowars.bsky.social · yesterdayThey turned the friggin' frogs gay. Buy one now at store.theonion.com.
somebody seems to be trying real hard to get Gurt’s attention
Bluesky is a "liberal bubble" because fascist chuds can't get traction without algorithmic assistance and because people here trained themselves to block "debate me" trybois the instant they roll up
The Verge@theverge.com · 2d agoBluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
CARTOON OF THE DAY (if you know who made this let us know)
So on Saturday I spoke to a customer on the phone and then got to speak to them again when they came in and hour later "If you ever do something else than this you need to do something with your voice cause it's amazing"
The name of this playlist is hilarious 😂😂😂 the songs are 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Brand new day was really great. I'd say on par with the last one or at least very close
Just Dez@pandez.bsky.social · 3d agoSpider man time!
ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN DINNER MEANT EVERYONE AT THE TABLE… NO PHONE ALLOWED, NO DISTRACTIONS, JUST TALKING ABOUT YOUR DAY WHILE SLOWLY, IMPERCEPTIBLY AT FIRST, MORPHING INTO WINNIE THE POOH CHARACTERS? ANYONE REMEMBER THAT??
Jesus Zoidberg: Nobody Likes Me, and I Really Care@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 5d agoOk, this one might be my favorite, haven't stopped laughing
*goes to bed extra early so I can get a good night's sleep* Body " so I'm going to wake you up at 4am then
Teacher's Angry Outburst in Class
ALT: Teacher's Angry Outburst in Class
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HELL YES IN THE THEATRE!!!!!!!!! ... I could be a character you know 😘
Mike McMahan@mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 4d agoI need to figure out a Lower Decks movie.
I will go see this movie so much that the theater employees will worry about my mental health
Mike McMahan@mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 4d agoI need to figure out a Lower Decks movie.
the president of the united states regularly goes on incredibly embarrassing unhinged posting sprees full of AI slop and somehow the entire political system just reacts like the This Is Fine dog
Working 6 hours and not getting paid for drive time ... Working 5 hours and getting paid 30 min each way of drive time
1 month left to get disco artwork in time for @indyfurcon.org Groovy Out-a-site "Look up third 70s catchphrase before posting*
*opens Bluesky* Oops that's not what I wanted to do *opens Bluesky* Lol did it again *opens Bluesky* ..... um *opens Bluesky*
Mr Krabs: Oh, Please, Make It Stop!
ALT: Mr Krabs: Oh, Please, Make It Stop!
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