I'm sick of this sick world. Someone just put me in carbon freeze and thaw me when it's over.
Paul McO'Smith III
@pavsmith.bsky.social
An autonomous anarcho syndicalist collective of the Borg. I am 3 of several...
Exclusive pictures of the SpaceX rocket hitting the moon have just been released.
ridiculous bloody showoff! how cute!!!
🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦@joycomes.bsky.social · yesterdayMarsh wren is a tiny, active AGILE songbird 12 cm lives in freshwater and saltwater wetlands across North America, eating mostly insects and spiders. Found during the summer breeding season across much of southern Canada and the US migrate south to winter along coastal regions of southern US.
💯 and calling out STOLEN VALOR and this is what happens when you use AI…you get major slop all TRUMP had to do was go to VIETNAM when drafted and he wouldn’t have to do this stupid AI cosplay but he’s too much of a coward
Donald Trump has used up almost all of the United States’ long-range missiles to increase all of the United States’ gas prices. He’s smart that way.
A guy went out to see what his dog was up to and discovered it happily playing with a capybara. Original post
Sydney Chinatown cream puff institution Emperor's Garden shuts amid ATO scrutiny
Cream puffs 'deflating for now' as Sydney Chinatown institution shuts
The popular Haymarket restaurant and bakery known best for its cream puffs has been shuttered with signage noting the premises "has been lawfully re-entered and possession taken".
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BBC News - Star Wars dubbed in Welsh for the first time to celebrate landmark anniversary www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Star Wars dubbed in Welsh for the first time to celebrate landmark anniversary
The Welsh language version of the classic 1977 film will feature Matthew Rhys as Han Solo.
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Can electoral lightning strike twice? #VoteBinface #Clacton
Happy “There Will Come Soft Rains“ Day! Today IS August 4, 2026 🖤🖤🖤
Litbowl@litbowl.bsky.social · yesterday"Today is August 4, 2026." Can't find my copy of The Martian Chronicles to take a photo of the actual published story, but it remains a collection well worth reading 76 years later: bookshop.org/a/862/9781668094853 #books #writing
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz... WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In alarming news for Republicans heading into the midterm elections, a new poll released on Monday revealed that Donald J. Trump is less popular than explosive diarrhea.
New Poll Reveals Trump Less Popular Than Explosive Diarrhea
Likely voters said that they would rather suffer two years of the gastrointestinal ailment than the remainder of Trump’s term.
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At the White House, press secretary Karoline Leavitt dismissed the poll, declaring, “Not only is President Trump as popular as explosive diarrhea, to millions of Americans he is synonymous with it.”
By a margin of two to one, likely voters said that they would rather suffer two years of the acute gastrointestinal ailment than the remainder of Trump’s term. According to polling experts, this marks the first time a president of the United States has been outperformed by a food-borne parasite.
Oh, wow! Cameras are everywhere these days! Can't park there, mate.
ABC News Bot (unofficial)@abcnewsbot.bsky.social · 2d agoNew CCTV vision, captured from inside the bus, shows the moment the car ploughed into it, its front wheels coming to rest on a bus seat.