i must sleep. phoe must go. u must give me money. thank you for ur time $alexis91942
you want to talk about age gap discourse i want to talk about age gap intercourse we are not the same
I need to be crumpled into a ball and melted down and poured into a well developed mold
*action bronson voice* my wetsuit navy- i'm cave diving drizzle her pussy with the gravy now i'm cave dining
there was a moon in the sky. i dreamed i grabbed it, and tossed it in the sea
My new adaptation of Matilda by Roald Dahl examines whether Matilda maybe had bad vibes or just wasn’t fun to be around
we are charlie kirk hardstyle using the distorted pipe drop sound for the kick drum
canada: "fuck you, americans!" americans: "yeah, that's fair, fuck us up"
John Michael McGrath@jm-mcgrath.bsky.social · 22h agoThis might be the funnier YouGov poll: Canada's retaliatory tariffs are above water with US adults:
how it feels to fw an oomf who has completely different interests from you
sometimes i would not like to be reminded of just how racist people living near me are for like a day. this shit is so depressing to be immersed in constantly
thinking for no reason at all about the Egyptian tradition of burying the Pharaoh with his servants
Steve Vladeck@stevevladeck.bsky.social · 16h ago#BREAKING: By a 5-4 vote (with Chief Justice Roberts joining the three Democratic appointees in dissent), #SCOTUS grants a stay pending appeal in the ballroom case, clearing the way for Trump to continue building the ballroom indefinitely while the litigation proceeds.
the killers with a chastity kink: coming inside my cage and I’m doing just fine
would love to stop feeling like an awful person for a few minutes
[internally, while talking a beautiful woman] Heh. Yeah i'm playing it cool. Smoother than silk. 😏😎 [externally] Do you ever hello how do you i um pretty you're very hi uh can i number?? *drops a full deck of cards that i had loosely in my pocket for some reason*
More women should openly post and gush about their kinks, here. Shame does not belong on this site. Let me hear all about your depraved fixations and desires. At the very least you can make someone else feel more normal, and best case you’ll give someone scary more ammunition to use against you. :)
i'm a rock in a landslide, rolling over the mountainside how deep is the valley