Yes, from a lamppost might be easier, but on the other hand, from here it 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 be a more impressive warning and deterrent for the future. (Before being razed, of course.)

"... And I didn't want to be the boyfriend of a stupid stinky poo-poo-head person like you, anyway!"

Alt National Park Service@altnps.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Lol 😂 a break up text.

Before, I would have doubted it was possible, but I guess if you can bankrupt multiple casinos, you can also fuck up surrendering.

pretty tired of everyone on earth being involuntary contestants on Celebrity Apprentice Deathmatch

With Trump planning to bomb Iran's bridges and power plants, it seems that infrastructure week is finally here.

It's my understanding that Spooky Stephen had Danger Yam call Krusti Gnome and get her to befriend the now-jobless Pammy Jo with an offer of drinks and a girls-only spa day at the gravel pit.

Stupid is a Trojan horse for malice.

Ezra Klein: I'm Ezra Klein, and today I'm joined by one of the foremost intellectual theorists of Trumpism. He is an associate editor at the Rancho Cucamonga Review of Ideas and a fellow at the Schlafly Institute of Punitive Economics. [a baked potato in a top hat]: Thanks for having me, Ezra.

"Only I* can fix† it." * along with various toadies, sycophants, and morally diseased evil people † ruin

There's a direct line of thinking between thinking that this is ok: "Jews were the target of genocide, so they get a pass to do any horrendous thing to anyone else forever" to: ...

According to the press office, today the President will be speaking in four states: enraged, in denial, psychotic, and medicated.

You people are so silly. 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 knows that "boots on the ground" is just an idiom. What it really means is "hand-to-hand combat with flintlocks and bayonets".

“No, guys... it's really simple. We just need all 8+ billion people on the planet to stop having opinions, principles, morals, and free will, and simply do what he wants when he wants it, and then everything will be fine.”

I'm pissed that so many of our elected officials think party allegiance is more important than constituent allegiance. That fidelity to the constitution is nothing compared to fidelity to the president. That political power is superior to moral clarity.

Two countries that don't feel bound by any of the laws they expect from the rest of the world launched an illegal war of aggression six months after they cut back just a little on the genocide they were committing, and now the world economy is fucked We should've stopped them at the genocide

The Oscars always make me feel two things simultaneously: 1) Movies are one of the greatest art forms we have 2) This is super, super silly

When future historians, sociologists, and other academic types study the currently unfolding slow-mo inevitability of war escalation, do you think it'll be called World War 3 or something more descriptive like The Pedophile Wars?

“The historic function of fascism is to smash the working class, destroy its organizations, and stifle political liberties when the capitalists find themselves unable to govern and dominate with the help of democratic machinery.” – Leon Trotsky, ‘Fascism, what it is and how to fight it’

It almost seems like people don't owe you praise if they think you're a lousy person.

America Built on the blood of the indigenous, with the hands of slavery And for generations, building is wealth by exploitation of anyone weaker, country or creed. There are centuries of ill will built up. The dam is about to burst

So, let me get this straight... These slurs – of their own free will and volition, and with their overpowering skills – forced their way into an innocent republican chatgroup. Oh... sorta like "Racism Appears at Klan Rally".

Jason Linkins@dceiver.bsky.social · 8mo ago

put it in a museum

— How am I supposed to sleep if there are always complaints about how spicy things are and demands to see the manager? — That's not what a white noise machine does.

Well, yes, it's WW3, but on the other hand, at least drag queens won't be reading books to children.

The new DHS Secretary-designate summed up in one very Southern phrase: “Markwayne? That boy's almost as sharp as mashed potatoes.”

"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength" We are living in Oceania.

I hate how accurate this tweet is.

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The Constitution is a document. Its power was always a collective agreement, a shared decision to be bound by it. What you're witnessing in real time is what happens when one faction decides to simply... stop being bound by it, and discovers that the consequences they were told would follow, don't.

After seeing clips of Stephen Miller barking supremacist assertions on TV and reading some of his typewritten screams into the Everything App Void, I've come to realize that he thinks that subtext is for pussies.

If I were the Greenlanders, I'd check that hospital ship for Odysseus and his Greeks before letting it anywhere near shore, given that it's a weird creepy unnecessary oddly shaped "gift" no public reporting on what is happening in Greenland explains and Trump is Temu Agamemnon