Some days I feel taller than others and I think it’s probably related to my blood sugar or a brain chemical or something.

“Look on my works, ye mighty, I peed there!”

fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social · 4h ago

At my junior school we tried to see how far up the wall we could piss and marked the tile. Went back with my grandson for a fete and the mark was still there. Would've attempted to beat it but the prostate wouldn't allow it; well done Pete, still unbeaten after 55 years.

if you are dismissive of AI use you should consider that I need it to help manage my disability (AI psychosis)

So much for global warming! /immediately torn to pieces by a million angry penguins

The American Geographical Society@americangeo.bsky.social · 4h ago

#Antarctica: Coldest Temperature in 14 Years Scientists at the Concordia Station in Antarctica recorded the lowest temperature on Earth in 14 years at -119°F (-84.1°C), on July 18. #climatescience Read more: mailchi.mp/americangeo/...

(Tom Jones voice)

Parker Molloy@parkermolloy.com · 4h ago

I’ll stand in a long line. I’ll spend a good bit of money. What I won’t do unless I absolutely have to is stand in a long line to spend a good bit of money. Pick one or the other, capitalism, you’re not getting both out of me.

Do they know we only post on here because we don't like people? If we liked people we'd go out and meet some, ffs.

Bluesky@bsky.app · yesterday

Update: group chats can now host up to 100 members.

Programs that you keep on your phone—you never use them but you’d like to be someone who does—those are appspirational.

You open up the clock and inside is the broken machinery of the universe. You don't have time for this

I have mixed feelings about Ted Lasso. It was a pretty good show until the writers started enjoying the smell of their own farts too much, and not to sound like a gatekeeper but the soccer fans it created are utter cringe for the most part. Anyway I think it’d be hilarious if this new season bombed.

This guy looks like if Javier Milei and Barron Trump had a transporter beam mishap.

Marika Mikiashvili 🇬🇪🇺🇦🇪🇺@marikamikiashvili.bsky.social · yesterday

Georgian Dream Prime Minister complains of “Russophobia in Georgia” and indicates that it’s a trait fostered at the command of foreign powers to harm Georgia. 1/2

She’s not an office cat, she’s a tiny desk consort.

public libraries ftw

I don’t associate Jonah Hill with his character in Superbad I associate Jonah Hill with his character in The Wolf of Wall Street until I remember his character in The Forty Year Old Virgin, then that’s who I go with.

If it’s six o’clock in Germany that means it’s

@chrkswkd.bsky.social · 2d ago

@야단라

youtube video concepts are outta control man www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcdA...

The 7 Worst Bald People In Football

YouTube video by HITC Sevens

youtube.com

The real reason they don’t play baseball in the rain is because if they did, the players—like chickens—would look up and drown.

I get why courting a right-wing customer base seems appealing, they're bad with money and really fucking stupid

The guy thought he could govern like Trump but he doesn’t control the Senate (UEFA)

Reuters@reuters.com · 2d ago

Reuters Sports Reporter Amy Tennery explains why FIFA President Gianni Infantino faces an uphill battle in his re-election bid after a failed proposal to sell a stake in the World Cup to private investors.

Bluesky executives: Do you know who I hate? People who actually want to use my product. Fuck those guys. Bluesky users:

Wtf Confused Nick Young Meme

Alt: Wtf Confused Nick Young Meme with question marks.

static.klipy.com

Excellent short thread.

ⓓⓔⓔⓑ definitive edition nintendo switch 2 edition@deeb.bsky.social · 2d ago

BSKY appeals to the left because it gives us control over our feed and we care deeply about where we get our info, and proactively avoid AI “slop” and RW propaganda. BSKY wants to add users with drastically different values, but they prefer the noise, chaos, and endless content on other platforms.

Is this good?

#Naoero - Pacific Island Changes Its Name Nauru has officially changed its name to the Republic of Naoero, a spelling and pronunciation more representative of the conventions of the tiny Pacific Island’s national language. #Nauru #Pacific Read More: tinyurl.com/5appde68

and GOD IS EMPTY JUST LIKE ME

dying a little every day, to build up an immunity

These are what ALF eats when he’s traveling through space.

Roberto Baldwin@strngwys.bsky.social · 3d ago

Important crossover event

When I was a kid growing up in Texas my dad also bought half a cow (already processed, thankfully) because it came with a free deep freezer. I’ve since wondered how much that must have cost, even in 1980 dollars.

The Author, Séamas O'Reilly@seamas.bsky.social · 2d ago

This one time, my da bought half a cow. www.irishtimes.com/life-style/p...

BOSCO!!!

fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social · 2d ago

If I see a dog of terrier size or smaller, I get a strong urge to run up and kick it. Not out of any sense of cruelty or animosity towards dogs; just a genuine curiosity as to how far I could make it go

We had a great time watching the lads win in Philly today. Thanks for all your effort @safc-nasa.bsky.social #SAFC #HawayTheLads