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"I understood what he meant when he said I sucked." -- Todd Snider formerly ogskydog suckage https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:it6vk4nyt7nu7yo54h7ivezf/feed/aaahvtsdprjuw top suck https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:it6vk4nyt7nu7yo54h7ivezf/feed/top-skeets
If youre going to insult a fat person, at least think of something more clever than "youre fat," or "you need to lose weight," etc. We know we are fat. You just sound dumb.
"The closest distance between two points is always between your legs" -My cat Finn as he trips my ass up in the dark.
Do you ever stop to pick up pretty rocks or has your transformation into a full-blown asshole complete?
to the "if ALL AI disappeared, your weather forecasts, financial planning, blah blah blah would be FUCKED UP!" people: THAT'S NOT WHAT THE FUCK WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, YOU PEDANTIC FUCKING LOSER, THIS IS SPECIFICALLY ABOUT LLMS/GENERATIVE AI AND YOU FUCKING KNOW THAT, AND YOU KNOW NOTHING WOULD CHANGE.
"I am a mature adult!" I shout as I go back to enjoying my pre-nap juice box.
The ayes have it - posting AI without marking it as such will result in the death penalty. Thank you for your attention to this matter
please stop replying “skill issue” on all my posts
HER: can you change the baby? ME: [to baby] maybe try being less loud
Threw my back out reaching for the cereal. Just let me die already.
only the smartest 1% of intellectual nerds will get this: 80085
The term girlfriend implies the existence of a girlfoe. This is a service I am willing to provide.
that heart-stopping moment between waking up smelling toast and the realization that you're not actually having a stroke, the world is just on fire, silly
Kind of wanna look good in my swimsuit. Kind of wanna eat three burritos from Chipotle. Kind of pissed that I have to pick one.
Me: "OMG! I love how you feel inside me!" Surgeon: "WHY IS SHE AWAKE?!?"
Won't someone please invent a nightstand the size of a dinner table for all my waters and lotions and books.
Procrastination is like masturbation. It feels great at the time, but in the end, you’re just screwing yourself.
My workout plan is lifting the remote from the coffee table to my lap. That’s a solid twelve-inch curl. Three times a day if I’m feeling spunky.
"Get out of your comfort zone". Bold of you to assume I have ever been comfortable in my life.
pls sit anywhere oh but not there that’s where i scream