Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: 3
@andrew3000.bsky.social
I invented Post-Its. He/him.
no, no, no Jake I didn't hit anyone. I've been minding my own business getting jacked up mainlining testosterone.
vampire chicken had to learn telepathy to remember the taste of garlic bread
you do not have to hand it to the MAHA movement, the movement that drinks raw milk and believes that vaccines cause autism
to michigan voters: remember the vote blue no matter who goes both ways, so if you were expecting the abdul votes to vote centrist because stevens won, you are held to the same social contract to vote for the more leftist candidate
Elektro appeared as "Thinko", in Sex Kittens Go to College (1960).
I hope this guy just drives around town cheering everyone on.
the gut-wrenching dread when you realize the American audiobook narrator is about to do An Accent
Perfect find on the day I finish @attackerman.bsky.social's Reign of Terror 🫡
CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · yesterdayOh my god I think I found the video.
Vulture Cinematrix No. 861: Aug 4, 2026 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2617 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...
Cinematrix No. 861: August 4, 2026
Can you name a Toni Collette comedy?
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This guy looks like if Javier Milei and Barron Trump had a transporter beam mishap.
Marika Mikiashvili 🇬🇪🇺🇦🇪🇺@marikamikiashvili.bsky.social · yesterdayGeorgian Dream Prime Minister complains of “Russophobia in Georgia” and indicates that it’s a trait fostered at the command of foreign powers to harm Georgia. 1/2
[mr. brightside voice] my friggin’ back, it’s killing me
overheard this lady at the hotel ask her family if the elevators on the bottom floor "also go up"
If those communists in New Hampshire can have state liquor stores I think NYC should be able to have municipal grocery stores.
"Bashful Reverse Pick Up!" aka a German Suplex
JAV Titles@jav.scd.lol · 2d agoPlease Go Into The Mens Bathhouse Wearing Only A Towel! Bashful Reverse Pick Up!
Opinion: Mamdanis idea may sound appealing, but it’s taxpayers who will take the hit for all the fires put out on other people’s houses, subsidizing fire departments they will never use
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
Congrats again to the White House Correspondents Association!
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoTrump says Jeanine Pirro "choked" and then snaps at a reporter who asks if her job is safe: "Don't ever talk again"
May have explained SOMETHING but it wasn't Glamour Profession
Steely Dan Enjoyer@steelydanenjoyer.bsky.social · 2d ago🏆 ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Explained Glamour Profession without mentioning cocaine.
"Well, if they'd send us more guys and maybe bomb the hell out of the North, they might, uh, they might give up."
Ian TB@iantb.bsky.social · 3d agoWell, crowdsourcing a war plan is certainly a first: www.cnn.com/2026/08/03/p...
bringing a beautiful baby girl into the world and naming her avarice bigtime
MISSED CONNECTION: I was the guy who posed nude for your class. You were the math professor who called campus security
