“Consult your doctor before taking Skyrizi, and if your doctor advises against it, physically attack them immediately,” says a voiceover in the 60-second TV spot

Pharmaceutical Ad Urges Viewers To Fight Doctors Who Say Drug Not Right For Them

NORTH CHICAGO, IL—Emphasizing that potential users of the drug should never take no for an answer, a Skyrizi ad that began airing nationally Tuesday encourages viewers to fight any doctors who say the...

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i'm an adult with an adult job and adult money

I'm CRYING Rose ordered a pancake meal from the kids menu at IHOP but she wanted it to be "more adult" so they made her a frowny face and gave it eye bags

Nancy 7/28/26

our indie game: - hand drawn by Celeste's pixel artist - music by Disasterpeace - made on our own game engine - a slow-burning horror RPG - meet (or date) 10+ charming characters - fast-paced combat - customize your playstyle with crafted items and combat abilities

So, is Hollywood gonna adapt The Jungle as the next big literary hit? Seems like a good time to take that on.

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Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to, which is exactly why we need government regulations.

We only rate dogs. This is a very fast tater tot. Please stay out of the way as he clearly has places to be, and only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: choppertp)

Older Call of Duty games on Steam have severe remote code execution exploits, allowing hackers to control PCs. Despite being listed as a severity 9.8 issue in the National Vulnerability Database, they're still sold without warnings. These games should be fixed or removed.

"Fine you can sleep here but only for tonight..."

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 25,1958

RHYTHM GUITARIST SINGING THE SONG: Our love is like a thunderstorm LEAD GUITARIST SINGING THE SONG: Our love is like fighting a war BASS GUITARIST SINGING THE SONG: Our love is like seeing a pretty butterfly DRUMMER SINGING THE SONG: Our love is like the Alien Enemies Act of 1798

‘Self Portrait.’ #Drawing by Saul Steinberg (1949) #art

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 26,1945

Another reason to have an edit post button: if you forget alt text or someone offers better alt text, you can just edit the post and put it in there. I see it on Mastodon all the time. And once again, all the "but abuse" fearmongering is just that: fearmongering bullshit.

I am Autistic… and, personally, I don’t view my Autism as a “disorder”. That doesn’t mean it’s not a disability/can’t be disabling at times, especially in the world we live in, but that I see it as a natural variation of the human experience.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 26,1944

A solar eclipse. On Saturn. By Titan. Photographed from Earth. 📷: AJ Smadi (StardustAstro/Correct_Presence_936)

it’s so funny that the GameCube controller of all things has been forward compatible with like five generations of hardware

I didnt mean to make that noise, it's just... your RPG. it has a feature where you can press a button anywhere in the game to receive context-sensitive party banter.

Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer

Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer

WASHINGTON—Dazed while trying to piece together the series of bizarre yet deeply vivid images, the entire nation reportedly awoke Monday from a strange dream in which it had been watching soccer. “I w...

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Woman Who Doesn’t Use Facebook Completely Out Of Touch With Friends’ Prejudices https://theonion.com/woman-who-doesn-t-use-facebook-completely-out-of-touch-1819579007/

cold water is a tasty treat

Any room can be a panic room when your dog brings a live armadillo into the house.

ff14 should do a deltarune raid I think it would be funny

Hey so turns out discovering why we used to have all those food safety regulations in the first place is not all that much fun

You know, the bigots have a good point. No one should get a day or a month for what they do in the bedroom and I say it's high time we ban mother's day and father's day!

i am once again begging windows users to understand that linux nerds give you instructions in the form of terminal commands because "paste this in" is a million times faster than trying to lead you through the gui one button at a time, not because the gui doesn't exist

I know you love jimothy…but say hello to tilly the loaf markhamillofficial.bsky.social