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✨queer commie terrorist✨@britculpsapp.bsky.social · 3h ago

coworker: “what’s a more appropriate way to say shitshow?” me: 🤔 🤓☝️ “fecal fiesta”

One way to find out

This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b

You can/should read Emily Wilson's latest take on the Odyssey, but I'm logging on to convey my hairdresser's reaction. She was AGHAST that Nolan, with his million $ budget, gave Matt Damon ONLY 6 hair extensions. As a result, his hair did not blow around properly, & that ruined the film for her.

Seen in the wild: "Using AI to write a book and calling yourself an author is like ordering a fast food meal and calling yourself a chef. Or driving to the finish line and saying you’re a marathon runner. "

My job has never implemented any of these tools in the first place, so…yes? This is already my workday.

Charlie Stross@cstross.bsky.social · 14h ago

My answer is LOL ROFL (dickbrain) The terminally AI-pilled can't even *imagine* some people have *never* asked stochastic parrots to cheat at their job for them.

He needs more beer. I’m laying down for a long nap bc I hurrrrrrt. My evening is going to be hoisting tubs of fabric around and reckoning with the dingiest of closet spaces.

Niiiick Henry@friction.bsky.social · yesterday

Mopped out basement WC (doubles as film dev spot, but not darkroom) last night, removed particle board shelves. Tonight installing plastic, raised, cornershelf. The work goes slowly, but we’re working it. I may need more beer.

For the longest time I couldn’t source my face soap outside of Amazon (the one thing in my life I couldn’t avoid Amazon for). This post reminded me that it’s been a minute since I looked and found that they finally had a US online storefront 🎉

Movies Silently@moviessilently.bsky.social · yesterday

A reminder: If you absolutely cannot boycott Amazon, don’t. But can you make them NOT your default? If every Amazon customer cut their spending by just 10%, Bezos would burst his facelift sutures. This doesn’t have to be an all or nothing.

On the one hand, she understands not to give free feet to the internet. On the other hand, I expected the socks w/sandals to be on a dude. Uh, way to break that glass floor, lady.

Sean of the guitar camp@sheepbop.bsky.social · 6d ago

sandals and socks, the eternal fashion no-no

Me: The new agent harness is great. You feed your tokens into the machine. Then you run simulations which, if successful, produces tickets. If they fail you have to buy more tokens and keep running the sims. Once you have enough tickets you can redeem them Boss: are you at dave & busters, yes or no

Downplay a book or movie: Interview with a guy

Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist@nameshiv.bsky.social · 3d ago

Downplay a book or movie: There Are Many Tangoes Left In Paris

update this sucks ass but @pikkabird.bsky.social and i are persevering

Niiiick Henry@friction.bsky.social · 3d ago

Anyway today I get to clean up my basement after we got some water in it yesterday as the basement toilet floated some plant matter in from outside

airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027

Fox Theatre Walsenburg, CO

[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody

TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.

ok reasonable

I’d never use my phone again.

derek guy@dieworkwear.bsky.social · last wk.

being a billionaire and on the internet all day is crazy to me. if i had even five million dollars, you would not find me online whatsoever.

I admire our government's new commitment to honesty.

I spent my Sunday morning reading too many horrors on the internet. My feed finally gave me this and delivered my soul. I am free. I am logging off.

Reo Eveleth@reveleth.com · 2w ago

I need you all to know that the Berkeley Public Library has solicited submissions for a new mascot, and you can now vote for the contestants and I'm losing my mind. berkeleypublic-library.github.io/Fiber-Mascot...

EFF’s Atlas of Surveillance “has become a go‑to source for mapping police technology — which also includes drones, facial-recognition cameras and body cameras — with a searchable database that’s often more dependable than alternatives,” @CNET.com reports.

This Searchable Tool Is Helping Track Flock Surveillance Cameras in Your City - CNET

The Atlas of Surveillance database is the largest-ever repository of police surveillance technologies in the US.

cnet.com

Lifelessly floating face down the lazy river while Chattahoochee plays in the distance

JOIN TEAM CANNIBAL WE HAVE SNACKS

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social · 2w ago

He’s tweeting from prison about not having contact with the outside world. I think we’re all on Team Cannibal now.

it does actually sound like taylor farms and the white house teamed up to try and blame taco bell for the outbreak. unprecedented corruption

Jessica Nix@jessicanix.bsky.social · 2w ago

NEW: As cyclosporiasis cases jumped, the company linked to the outbreak - Taylor Farms - effectively delayed a recall that mounted in consumer confusion. Gift link for @business www.bloomberg.com/news/article...