airbud holds diplomatic immunity and commits no crimes

the system protects itself, surely if i assimilate, become the system, it will protect me too?? ENNHHHH! the system eats all her acolytes, in time

girls like traveling so much because they love having food brought to them and not making the bed

very kind of @themountaingoats.bsky.social not to make me sob until song 3 tonight 💖😭💖

i love when i have no idea whats happening in this website. genuinely, a gift

I packed up so much of my house today and holy fuck.

ramadan mubarak

‘why are ur paws wet?’ and other questions i never want answers to

*walking up to a podium, straightening my papers, pushing my glasses up the bridge of my nose and clearing my throat* Hoetry

everything is coming up ratwife, fellas

getting in trouble for stripping the copper wiring out of the emperor's golden throne

finding out that jeff davis created teen wolf and criminal minds like, when will you let these autistic boys be gay jeffrey, w h e n

having best friend times with @pinkberryshake.bsky.social

oh this has turned into a four ingredient night

radical lisa loebotomy@nfornihilism.net · 9mo ago

time for an impromptu nitrous binge

im full of none drugs,, none drugs ar allllll

im normal

one of my favorite things about arizona is that our DMV does not give a single fuck and will approve almost anything. case in point

this app is so fucking normal

Are you avoiding asking for help because you’re afraid of being a burden or because you don’t trust the ability of people to help you substantially We’re all being very “it’s okay to ask for help” but we seem to not be talking about how to make sure we’re actually good at helping

if anyone knows where I can get daily index data (historical, don't need live/real time) for the Bloomberg Global Aggregate Index or FTSE World Government Bond Index - I would find that very interesting, thank you

Billionaires need to stop the bullshit they're doing and start constructing a cooking arena called "Kitchen Stadium" where visiting chefs from around the world can compete against their Gourmet Academy, led by three or four Iron Chefs

its giivingggg ✨only received negative attention at home✨ babes,,

I will now screenshot people in Latin and Central America getting mad at me the day after a country was invaded and their leader kidnapped and people killed and act like they are being hysterical because they are being sensitive to my American posts

oh hey, this just showed up on @themountaingoats.bsky.social website that's weird wonder who made that whoever made that must be pretty fucking cool

Hostages Black T-Shirt

Printed on Comfort Colors, 100% ring-spun cotton. Garment dyed for that lived in feel and almost no shrinkage at home. Soft ring-spun cotton fabric with 100% cotton threads Relaxed fit Topstitched, cl...

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎@moxiest.art · 10mo ago

starting off with one of our proudest moments in, well, ever being approached by @themountaingoats.bsky.social to work together on something, especially something that is so sentimental to us, was literally a dream come true so incredibly thankful, and blown away by the response

LMAO WHO WROTE THIS

tech fan: my phone tells me when i’m thirsty weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children

lipstick lesbians? wake me up when we get to corpse paint lesbians