Why doesn't Andy Burnham create a minister for ghosts? Ghosts could significantly improve productivity in all sectors of the economy. I admit they currently have some weaknesses (arms passing through objects etc) but that's exactly why we need to invest and develop this important spectral phenomena.

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Count Binface is getting more scrutiny and followup questions from the BBC about his policies and manifesto than any Reform politician has in the last two years

So the trade deal the UK govt signed with the US will lead to lots of us dying needlessly because billions of NHS funding is being diverted from essential services to bolster the profits of US big pharma.

Good thing universities have nothing to do with the economy, public services, and immigration

Stephen Shapiro@stephenshapiro.bsky.social · last mo.

UK to Universities: drop dead archive.is/PN5y7

A lot of people don't realise this but in the UK we have to replace our Prime Minister every two or three years or else the rights revert back to Marvel

You can tell what type of fox each one is by checking which henhouse it’s been asked to guard. As always.

First human to domesticate animals: HAHAHA FUCK YES! First human with domesticated animals who tries to go on a trip: Well this sucks. What the fuck.

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

We were told there would be millions of peaches. Peaches for free. Another broken campaign promise.

Cooper Lund@cooperlund.online · 3mo ago

This is what happens when there's historically low trust in the Presidents of the United States of America

We were told our data would stay under NHS control. But an internal document just revealed the truth: Palantir staff are being granted “unlimited access”. Join us demanding this spy-tech firm gets out of our NHS 👇 goodlaw.social/658abc

"The Labour Party under Keir Starmer will abandon its core idealism and principles and won't even gain tactical advantage. It will be a party which gives no one a reason to vote for it, and no one will, in fact, vote for it." - David Graeber (from 2020)

Me all day: "I'm so tired" Also me, at 2am, taking a quiz to find out what kind of cheese I am:

Sometimes when I tell someone "no worries!" I still have some worries

Looks like people didn't fall for "The Green Party are hanging round playgrounds trying to give your kids crack cocaine" argument, guess they'll have to try something else.

Sounds rough! I avoid this ever happening to me with One Weird Trick

“I remember the first time I saw Andy…”

I Never Thought The Leopards Would Eat My Face, sobs woman who wrote innumerable opinion columns about how there were reasonable concerns about how regulations banning leopards eating people’s faces endangered women

These days you can be arrested just because it’s your birthday….

oh yes, I’m sure Andrew’s arrest will be of great embarrassment to the king, who was bessie mates with Jimmy fucking Savile

It makes me wonder if he got anything else for his birthday, like socks or something.

so hang on a minute, the UK (significantly, erm, “represented“ in negotiations by Mandelson) has just signed a trade deal with the US that gives into their demands for NHS to pay way more for medicines…. & yet Streeting won’t even tell us the barest details? 🤯 www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

Pressure grows on ministers to end secrecy over UK medicines deal with Trump

Critics say government hiding true cost of agreement ‘despite being forced to admit financial burden will grow year on year’

theguardian.com

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars

TRUMP: honk honk honk, I'm a big goose. everyone tells me whenever I enter a room, that's the biggest goose I've ever seen and I say yes. I'm a big goose. in a good way. a lot of Somalians are small stupid gooses but I'm a big goose BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy

I guess “if your wife, daughter or mother gives us backchat, we’ll shoot her in the face then call her a terrorist” has turned out to be a less popular message than expected

one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is