Someone said: “One of the great innovations of the 1990s and 2000s was that sociopaths learned how to domesticate nerds.” I’d add that they were also weaponized by tech bros to create their tools of authoritarian surveillance and control, and by the political right into an army of online trolls.
I need another Panos Cosmatos movie. It’s been 8 years already. C’mon, man.
It tries to act all cool and detached but your constant staring makes the abyss feel pretty vulnerable tbh
responding to a diss track with a song called Genuinely Thought We Were On Good Terms
Bone marrow is a delicacy because, while the gelatinous texture may be slightly off-putting, the flavor is also not good.
The modern drive-thru: Recoding: Hello! Are you using the app? Me: No. *5 minute pause* Worker: Hello! Are you using the app? Me: No. *period of general confusion* Worker: Uh… What do you want?
Let Panos Cosmatos direct a Wolverine movie and do whatever he wants with it.
I bet sometimes JD Pritzker struggles to get hard and his wife is like, “Ope! Here comes Pritzkey dick!”
A Storm Pooper shitting everywhere except the toilet.
Watching The Last of Us S1E3 with my daughters: “Why is he Linda Ronstadt mogging?”
bsky feature that takes you back to the post you barely caught a glimpse of before you refreshed
To get some idea of just how unfathomably massive a trillion dollars is, if you spent $1 trillion every day for one day, you would spend $1 trillion.
Slogan of a racist cricket society: “Cricket or ticket”
"You have warm eyes." "Thank you. Please get your fingers out of them."
Joan Baez is still alive!?!?! I thought she died like 30 years ago!!
I wish I could making a good living doing something I don’t completely fucking hate.
Way too many people who consider themselves antiestablishment rebels were told “capitalism good; communism bad” in 2nd grade and then never questioned it again.
I’m at the age where I’ll hear Aerosmith in a restaurant and think, “Hell yeah! My mom loves this band!” Then I’ll notice a middle aged woman with her kids and think, “Bet she knows what I’m talking about.” Then I realize she’s not my mom’s age; she’s MY age and may not know what I’m talking about.
There fact that everyone 100 years from now is going to agree with me on social and political issues is very little consolation for all the dumb shit happening now.
What’s your actor/singer/songwriter name? (Your first name) (your first name)stofferson
Lately I’ve been paying a lot of attention to successful tech gurus and the leaders of this great nation and I’ve become inspired to become a much bigger idiot and a much bigger asshole.
People who complain about men’s feet being exposed in public aren’t as bad as the men who want to control what women wear and demand they cover up, but they’re in the same category.
Kid Rock’s name is a shortened version of Kidney Stone because he’s an annoying concentration of piss that’s painful to experience and mostly afflicts older white men.
I keep hearing about a Roth IRA, but I’ve never seen a Roth IRL.
I found one of my lil nephews nailing his brother to a cross. They were playing doctor.
There are two types of people in the world. Those who think billionaires became billionaires through ethical and legal hard work and determination. And those who have at least some grasp on reality.
Me to the worm making its way through RFK’s brain: “Girl, you ate!”
Republicans and democrats are just two balls of the same dick that Trump had in his mouth.
All my life I felt like I was being lied to. Then I found out what the lie was. Now, the lie has lost all novelty and become mundane.