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a woman People Magazine once called “an unnamed friend of the deceased”
Lioness! A show that exists. Starring Nicole Kidman somehow.
The gulf between what absolute weirdos say that El-Sayed and Mamdani believe vs what they actually believe will make you feel insane
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 10h agoEl-Sayed: "My commitment to Jewish safety is the same commitment that I have to the safety of my own daughters. Because if there is one question of political philosophy that ought to animate us all, it's what would we do if we treated all our kids like they were all of our kids?"
There’s a man working out in this gym in flip flops please do something please @mayor.nyc.gov
Of all the things to admit on the internet, “I don’t know how bananas work” is one of the funniest
Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com · 22h agoSpoken like a man who has never had to shop for himself.
Don’t call me king I am your dealer will always be the funniest fucking thing
Antonio@f0reverbored.bsky.social · 10h agoWalked past Andy Baraghani in Flatiron and this is all that I could think about
If his wife loved him she would have him hospitalized for a mcconnell length of time to try to rebuild his brain
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 11h agoBLITZER: If a Democratic Senate primary were held in Pennsylvania today, do you believe you would win? FETTERMAN: ... Like, today? BLITZER: Yeah FETTERMAN: Uh. Yeah.
Fetterman’s only remaining handlers are his last two remaining brain cells post-stroke buttfucking each other in the vast recesses of his misshapen skull
Daniel@firstknivesclub.bsky.social · 11h agowhere are his handlers!!!!
John Fetterman is the fucking stupidest man in America Jesus fucking christ
Happy “lis smith is an incompetent stupid fucking gutter racist” day
We should have known the decline of civilization was rapidly accelerating when she didn't win an Emmy for this role.
Sitcom People@sitcompeople.bsky.social · yesterday
Every time i watch the dragon progrum on home box office max, two blood relatives are having intercourse or plotting to do so
I worked for New York’s largest medical center at the start of the pandemic. There were morgue trucks on the streets. They set up emergency medical tents in Central Park. Healthcare worker colleagues died. It is horrific that RFK Jr is on national TV lying that ICUs were empty.
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Empire Magazine@empiremagazine.bsky.social · 5d agoSamara Weaving has reportedly been cast as telepathic mutant Emma Frost in Marvel Studios' upcoming X-Men movie, according to Deadline. The film will be directed by Thunderbolts director Jake Schreier. Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
At its core, the reason the right needs to villainize Fauci and push the lab leak conspiracy is that in reality Covid was the inevitable consequence of climate change-fueled ecocollapse, and it is Republican heresy to acknowledge the existence of such a thing.
Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 6d agoThis is it, the entire conspiracy: In early 2020, Fauci and a bunch of scientists thought the virus could be engineered. Then they did more research and found that it didn't show any evidence of that. Nothing we've learned since has overturned this finding.
I just point out facts and condemn Hentai.
Microplastics Sommelier@leastactionhero.bsky.social · 7d agothis site has the juice
This is how I test a watermelon at the supermarket
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Trump taps on Lindsey Graham's casket
“Before i show up to the piss puddle that is your house and protest your husband whacking it to your daughter’s seventh grade yearbook”
its really ramped up in the last week with a lot of influencers parroting the same “she’s growing on me!” language, its been very blatant but probably impacting the election for those less tuned in
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 2w agoA dark money campaign is offering influencers $1,500 per post to attack Abdul El-Sayed and support Haley Stevens. Same exact dollar figure that was paid to attack @katmabu.bsky.social (Nobody ever found out who was paying for that campaign.) Gross, lazy and above all cynical shit.
Sometimes instagram sends me info i want but didnt know i needed, such as “i think the rum tum tugger definitely had a threesome with luke evans and his husband last night”