died as he lived (talking out the side of his neck)

“sell your product at a loss, or else” was probably not what the business people were expecting from President Business

Jesse Walker@notjessewalker.bsky.social · last yr.

hahahahahaha oh shit

Jimmy Carter spent the rest of his life doing volunteer work as penance for being the president and now I hold all of them to that standard

cait (and adonis)@cait.bsky.social · last yr.

"it's wrong to expect the former president to do emotional labor" hello? where am i

Lmao, I, too, go to church just so I can post that I'm righteous on socials 😌😌😌

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"we're ending the department of education, but don't worry, we're still going to collect on your crippling debt"

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · last yr.

WHITE HOUSE: STUDENT LOANS AND PELL GRANTS WILL STILL BE RUN BY DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION WHITE HOUSE: CRITICAL FUNCTIONS OF EDUCATION DEPT WILL REMAIN

It’s like we’re living in a fucked up modern day Oregon Trail. Ricky has polio Tommy was shot in school Bandits have run off with your social security Susan has died from an ectopic pregnancy You have died from a preventable disease Nazis have vandalized your grave

It has been 9 whole years since I've met a senior who hasn't gotten bitter with age.

Boomers are so got damn fucking selfish

It’s not a coincidence—it’s a warning.

Keith Haring died of AIDS aged 31 on 16 Feb 1990. One of his last works, Unfinished Painting, was deliberately incomplete, reflecting the devastating, unquantifiable loss to the arts due to AIDS. #LGBTplusHistoryMonth

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Free Luigi and all the folks in there on weed charges too. ❤️ Happy Valentine’s Day.

‘No way to prevent this’ says only nation where this regularly happens bsky.app/profile/news...

NewsCurrentNow@newscurrentnow.com · last yr.

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: FIGHTER JET CRASHES INTO SAN DIEGO HARBOR: ABC7

A background dancer in the Super Bowl half-time shows on Sunday caused a disruption when he displayed Palestinian and Sudanese flags.

It’s the shooter from Degrassi.

hey ya'll, just... please understand whatever 'democracy' or 'government' you think we had or maybe we had actual tendrils of is gone now. the game has changed and is changing daily. how we respond and act will determine our fate. nothing more. so just stay present, stay informed (within reason) 💗

The internet was better when the modem screamed.

Patting myself on the back for how I raise my son because he is doing a damn good job at helping me out with responsibilities while I feel like absolute poopy doo

Amerikkka really is cooked, huh? PLEASE STOP PROCREATING!!!!!

This lexapro dosage increase is taking my ass tf out, holy shit 😭😭

Call him before Congress, start reading out his SSN and those of everyone in his family, and ask him when he wants it to stop.

Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 2y ago

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DEI is responsible for me forgetting my lunch at home today.

Okay so I introduced kiddo to Griztronics and now he's obsessed 😆💜

Thank you to the twelve Democrats who voted to create our first concentration camp since 1946.

At signing of Laken Riley Act, Trump says he plans to send migrants in US illegally to Guantanamo

President Donald Trump says he's directing the opening of a detention center at Guantanamo Bay to hold up to 30,000 migrants who are living illegally in the United States.

apnews.com

Kiddo just discovered Linkin Park and gets so confused when I'm singing along to every song 😂

Iykyk 🤤