When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore. When your SpaceX rocket hits the moon like a big piece of junk and you don't give a shit, you're a moron.
Our friend even delivers with the alt text.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoTrump speaks in the Oval today (Jim Watson/Getty)
It is passive eugenics. It's posited that cave paintings are the oldest sign of humanity & society, but it's actually the skeleton of a person from thousands of years ago that broke their leg in their 20s, and lived to their 50s, who would have had to be cared for the entire time. That's humanity.
Kelly@broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · last wk.Disabled people deserve housing, healthcare, food and assistance. They deserve a living wage. They shouldn’t be forced to beg for scraps, barred from having assets or forced to re-justify their disability over and over. When basic needs are denied, people die. It’s passive eugenics.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
that went fine so we can cancel the ballroom now right
Why does anyone think of djt as some kind of masculine figure? He has gynecomastia, obesity, clear dementia and cannot drive a car. I am dubious he is still able to have erectile function - and he falls asleep in major world meetings ? Horrifyingly I have one conclusion; it’s his abuse of women
Imagine if a woman president spent most her time raving and crying about an election she lost 6 years ago. Emotional. Unstable. Hysterical. Unfit to lead.
You know what would be provable election fraud? Hiding a brain dead senator to avoid a special election.
It really says something about America that we gave Elon a trillion dollars to do dumb shit that we mostly already knew how to do, let him destroy the infrastructure of our federal government, but we tell him to fuck off when he says don't watch the new Christopher Nolan film.
Bryan Toporek@btoporek.bsky.social · 3w agoOh, Elon Musk and his merry band of racists on Twitter couldn't sink The Odyssey? I'm shocked, truly! variety.com/2026/film/bo...
YES! Call Blanche what he is: Trump's FIXER.
TommasinaResist⚜️🦋🐈⬛@tommasinaresist.bsky.social · 3w agoTodd Blanche went from defending Trump in criminal court to running the DOJ that prosecuted him. That's not a career move. That's a hostile takeover of American justice. #BlockBlanche #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
Lindsay Graham's passing feels like winning the Showcase Showdown but it's the one with the furniture
also if any shoe companies want to sponsor me, i'm on the verge of trashing my second pair this year lol
White supremacists who are upset that a black woman was cast as Helen of Troy in the new movie The Odyssey “because it’s not historically accurate” have drawings of a blond, blue-eyed Jesus in their homes.
i just had to explain to a 7 year old why there were armed soldiers at Shake Shack and i'm tired
I think @govandybeshear.bsky.social should just appoint a Dem to fill McConnell’s seat. It would force proof of life, and the state law that stripped him of that power should be challenged in court. I’m sure Thune would refuse to seat the appointee, but I think it’s a fight worth having. BE BOLD!
Someone should start a news publication in DC called Algae-zeera.
after hearing the latest Graham Platner accusation, i'm convinced: we need to abolish the Senate
In a last-ditch effort to curry Trump's favor, Mitch McConnell is in the hospital undergoing surgery for Mar-A-Lago face.
We've made this young woman into a resistor in what was most likely an awful situation for her. Has anyone identified her? Photo: Cheney Orr, Reuters
I appreciate that Democrats seem energized to run against Trump's egregious corruption, but it is disturbing how nobody seems eager to run against his murder spree.