They’re killing a quiet poster every hour until they all start posting more. I don’t approve of these measures but it’s what’s happening.
deciding between first- or second-person plural for my next essay on a tragic topical issue, which do you think will better convince my audience to reflexively agree with me
i should be allowed to rub my face on paintings in the art gallery to fully appreciate the textures
We'll need you to mine deeper than ever before today, as the precious ore is becoming quite scarce
friends fear she's convinced herself there's a person in the house on a windy day again
in a cafe and they are on their third play of You Sexy Thing, and I think if someone here is trying to communicate a message, or preparing to do a comically Sheffield-themed marriage proposal, they are going too far
sometimes I'll be standing next to a woman at the gym changing room mirror, she'll get out a makeup bag where I understand the use of approx 30% of the brushes and ointments, and I - a person who spends most of my free time on vintage fashion Instagram - have a moment of 'am I actually a butch'
biography prize judges have the opportunity to do the funniest thing
my dad had a hand operation scheduled today that kept getting delayed because nine people came in with hand emergencies, turns out that trying and failing not to imagine those emergencies is a good way of putting my problems in perspective
Good Morning, Little Frog. Well, Well, Well. Good Morning To You Too, Adult Frog. 2026/07/29. (East Japanese Tree Frog)
submitted an article today that I've had hanging around for more years than I want to say, now it just has to get accepted immediately so I can move on with my life!
17th-century Dutch engraving showing a team of pigs spinning cotton, while in the corner a woman — who'd normally be associated with the work — sleeps: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/the-spinning-sow-1673?utm_content=buffer98086&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
two junk shops almost opposite each other, on a street near me, have both put up identical signs saying 'this shop is not connected to any other shop on this street'. The plot thickens, though I still have no idea what the plot actually is 👀
if you want to add approx 40% more whimsy to your day, may I recommend walking around the park with an orange watering can under your arm, not forgetting to add a nice long flower stem
it's a day for sunning yourself in the window, if you are a cat
tfw you get special treatment at a favourite local vintage shop for being loyal and wearing good clothes 😎
capturing you in a jar and using your bioluminescent properties as a calming presence on my nightstand
tfw the vinted algorithm sees deep into your soul and draws out the long-forgotten word 'sandylion'
