The “angel’s share” is the spaghetti noodles that slip through the straining lid.
Ryan
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And the jokes they’re always bad sorry for being here Go Mariners
It’s ok to have a little bag of Cheerios to snack on if you’re a grown up too
I am concerned that China may know I recently did an image search for the lunch lady from Billy Madison
Now that James Talarico is a hot shot Senator-elect, he never sends me emails.
RFK Jr. probably trying to figure out a way to kill and eat Mitch McConnell before he’s chased out of Washington and sent into exile in Myanmar
"People don't like me because I tell it like it is" ~ assholes
Today is the first day of bargaining, and The Onion Union is ready. 100% of our members stand in solidarity with our bargaining committee and call on management to bargain in good faith and settle a fair contract.
If you'd told me a year ago that I would be less disappointed by voters in Texas than Washington in the midterms, I'd have thought you were insane.
Micah@rincewind.run · 5d agoevery two minutes my brain interrupts me with "what do you MEAN we had a clean sweep of TEXAS" I don't think we fully grasp the ramifications of that
"Now is not the time for-" i'm gonna stop you right there, it's the time for EVERYTHING
bzzt wrong. we want prosecutions. i want to see these bastards investigated and prosecuted so extensively that when we’re done with every living ICE agent and epstein associate, we dig up the bones of the dead ones and hold a cadaver synod.
Barack Obama@barackobama.bsky.social · 6d agoTonight, the American people sent a clear message — they want a politics that brings people together rather than divides them, and leaders who offer concrete solutions to the challenges they face.
[chanting grows louder] NUREMBERG! NUREMBERG! NUREMBERG!
Anna E. Cook@annaecook.com · 6d ago*chanting aggressively* Nuremberg Nuremberg Nuremberg
An important caveat to last night’s win. It’s great that so many pro-trans candidates won. It’s great that so many liberal Dems won, including in red states. But the attack on trans lives continues unabated. If the Dems don’t act to change that, then their principled rhetoric isn’t worth much.
Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢@taliabhatt.itch.io · 6d agoThe Genital Inspections For Girls ballot measure in Washington looks like it's going to pass btw
The #1 MOST important thing we need to do to fix this society is prosecute corruption with brutal finality. Scammers, grifters, cult leaders and white collar criminals need to be treated like fucking cartels. These people need to be tried and convicted. The worst should be executed.
A.R. Moxon@juliusgoat.bsky.social · 6d agoIt’s time to remember that enforcing consequence for corruption, prosecuting authoritarians, and purging white supremacists, is what countries must do if they want to regain health, and anyone who treats such acts as unhealthy, dangerous, or uncivil has no interest in health, safety, or civility.
The point of a mandate is to use it. Investigations and impeachment by Valentine's Day. Thank you!
the transphobes aren't allowed to lib out tonight. they are being sealed in the sarcophagus with gavin newsom
Singing the M*A*S*H theme song chorus to everyone who needs to hear it at work tomorrow
Going on Cameo to see if I can pay Hayden Christensen to call a bunch of people losers
Guy who has only watched the Mariners 2026 season: This Seahawks game is giving off big Mariners 2026 vibes