Swam in the sea, always something a bit spiritual about it isn't there.
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
Whenever I visit my parents, neither of them engage with my son and they just scroll Facebook. Then when he gets bored and turns to YouTube for entertainment they openly sneer at it 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ And I have to tell him to ignore them.
We've explained to our kid to be a bit politer and not just go "bleugh" if he doesn't like what food he is cooked. So tonight he said to my mum "Thank you very much Nanna for making this but it is a bit mid" 😂😂😂
Any time any "Steven" gets mentioned now, me and my partner start quoting this www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-K-...
Everytime Pearl says "Stevens" (MOST UPDATED VERSION)
YouTube video by Danielle Kogan
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I've ordered a dildo but it's likely to arrive while I'm away. And I know this won't happen but I can't help imagining a scenario where someone knocks on my neighbour's door with a box that says "ALEX'S DILDO" on it in big letters.
Wizard stumbles on a tired looking goblin child in the woods dragging a distinct glowing broadsword along the ground, which he immediately recognises and is taken aback. "Stop. Young creature..." He pauses and looks carefully at her as she stares up at him, deadpan.
Tell me how badly you want it. What fucked up things would you do for me. Would you... *bites lip* eat healthy, stay hydrated and go to bed at a sensible time for me? Too far? You're safewording??? Ok baby let's take a break.
Was gonna joke that the sun being briefly 90% obscured on my birthday this year feels so ominous, but is also kind of nice and fitting. The certainty of sunshine in the future has always been a spiritual anchor for me, not in a superstitious way necessarily but as a symbol of hope.
Regular reminder that Stockholm Syndrome was invented by an unqualified man to pathologise a specific woman for disagreeing with him in a way that was correct actually.
Long story short, to the trans people out there, if you can hear me. Love yourself. Love who you are. Take pride in how far you've come. Don't help your enemies by doing half their job for them. They have hate enough, let them. You love. Radically and fiercely and stubbornly.
Usual stuff aside, I am feeling v moved at how many people marched for trans pride <3 🥹 Big thankyou to all those people.
Wait, no discourse. I'm going to an arboretum and a roller disco, I can't be posting about fuckin' Ebenezer.
It's crazy how J0nny D3pp's reputation seems to have been completely laundered despite the things he did. Things which are weirdly hard to find online now too.
Please enjoy a magical adventure with my wife into an overgrown and forgotten plot of gooseberry patches with an ex-radio 4 presenter <3 player.captivate.fm/episode/a073...
Sam's Gooseberries
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"Welcome to the transgender AU FFVII" "...but everyone looks the same?" Yuffie: "Actually I identify as they/them here!" Barret: "Don't look at me, I was ALREADY a trans man! OBVIOUSLY!" Aeris: "..." Cloud: (in the dress from wall market) "..." Aeris: "...And I have a FAT cock now! ^_^"